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jgoldsborough

posted: 10/25/2007 at 5:37 PM

Great story. Good for him. Screw all those guys who think what he's doing is "dangerous" for distance running. Yeah...because attention to our sport would be bad.

Sack up and run.

The Thunder

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posted: 10/26/2007 at 9:08 AM

So did you get the Bear!?

Thunder smash!

mikeymike

posted: 10/26/2007 at 9:27 AM
modified: 10/26/2007 at 9:30 AM

The Bear never showed. It's alright, I'm ready whenever he is. I can wait.

Runners run.

Mishka

posted: 10/26/2007 at 9:54 AM

Quote from mikeymike on 10/26/2007 at 9:27 AM:

The Bear never showed. It's alright, I'm ready whenever he is. I can wait.

So did you just tread water all night?

R2E

"run" "to" "eat"

posted: 10/26/2007 at 9:59 AM

Quote from Mishka on 10/26/2007 at 9:54 AM:

So did you just tread water all night?

talk about a wet dream....

i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

mikeymike

posted: 10/26/2007 at 10:12 AM

No, the bear and the pool always show up at the same time. Neither one last night. I'll just have to keep my guard up.

Runners run.

RunChicRun

madness baby

posted: 10/26/2007 at 12:38 PM

It's been a while. It's good to catch back up Wink

I'm not touching those dreams, Mikey. That's more for an old school psychoanalyst or somethin.

deb

Jeff

posted: 10/26/2007 at 12:41 PM

I read somewhere that your reaction to bears in dreams is supposed to reflect your attitude towards sexual intercourse. I've read nothing at all about T-Rex and dreams. Just thought you'd like to know.

The Logic of Long Distance

mikeymike

posted: 10/26/2007 at 6:52 PM
modified: 10/26/2007 at 6:53 PM

I see. So when I was 8 years old, I was afraid of sexual intercourse, so I stayed in the pool and treaded water. But now, much older and wiser, I want to kill sexual intercourse with a pool skimmer. Makes sense. Sex leads to children and children lead to poverty and insanity. So it's natural I have all this hostility toward it.

Runners run.

Jeff

posted: 11/1/2007 at 2:39 PM

Another gem from the430miler. Olympic trials preview.

The Logic of Long Distance

jlynnbob

You'll ruin your knees!

posted: 11/1/2007 at 2:47 PM

Quote from mikeymike on 10/26/2007 at 10:12 AM:

No, the bear and the pool always show up at the same time. Neither one last night. I'll just have to keep my guard up.

Oh, he knows you have a plan...he's patient. He actually may be arranging to trade places with T-Rex and the both of them will have a field day...

""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)

jgoldsborough

posted: 11/1/2007 at 3:02 PM

Quote from Jeff on 11/1/2007 at 2:39 PM:

Another gem from the430miler. Olympic trials preview.

Fantastic...my fave lines: On Culpepper: "he also has a better height/weight ration that any of the other competitors. (6'1'' 129 lbs)" On Abdi: "he has great form because he's African and it runs in his genetics." On Ryan Hall: Well...that whole paragraph is laughable... On Brian Sell: "he can go to dental school when he's 40" On Ritz: "all of the female runners like him because they think he is "cute". " and "but i really think Dathan Ritzenhein needs to lay off the publicity" What's a brilliant mind like 430miler wasting his insights on letsrun for?

Sack up and run.

mikeymike

posted: 11/1/2007 at 4:28 PM

That was a good one, thanks Jeff. His schtick had gotten tired and I'd stopped reading him but that was a good one.

Runners run.

The Thunder

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posted: 11/5/2007 at 4:19 PM
modified: 11/5/2007 at 4:20 PM

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=2206825 A topic about Boobs...for the boobs.

Thunder smash!

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