2000 miles of dating 35000 yr olds

Candice (Read 564 times)


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    House lied to you.
    Yes, but not in regards to this particular topic. You did tell me she ran a 4:51, and then when I questions it and called bull shit and said it was impossible, you said something to the effect of: "Why do you say that? Candice has problems like this during marathons." Wink
    Come across any cool medals lately?
      You'd have to screw up real bad not to QFB on this one. Like forgetting the punchline to a knoc-knock joke. Like driving through your garage door before you open it. I mean, it would be like missing your mouth with the fork. No pressure.
      This actually made me feel better.

      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


      break'n three


      We've Got Big Hills

        Yes. But I still told you 3:51. Perhaps you misunderstood. And your surprise did not surprise me since the 3:51 was also too slow.

        I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

         

        Poor baby


        The Greatest of All Time

          Candice, you're going to kick ass. Don't let the fellas mess with your head. Um, don't mess with your own head either. Tongue
          all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

          Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
            Yes. But I still told you 3:51. Perhaps you misunderstood. And your surprise did not surprise me since the 3:51 was also too slow.
            Casa, were you drunk again?

            How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


            break'n three


            S&M Collector

              Yes. But I still told you 3:51. Perhaps you misunderstood. And your surprise did not surprise me since the 3:51 was also too slow.
              While this was the day of a Titans home game that I went to and I cracked my first beer at 8 a.m. that morning.....in celebration of an 80-mile week....so I was pretty drunk by the time of our text exchanges. Nonetheless.....This: 3:51 and this: 4:51 are easily distinguishable. You texted me the latter of the two.
              Come across any cool medals lately?
                Candice, stay away from the swamp until at least the evening of April 6th. You got this. No worries.
                Again, great advice Mikey, thanks Tongue I believe you folks might not see me around much the rest of the week. Although talking to non runners tends to make me insane, so i'm probably lying. I'll probably be here all week.

                How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                break'n three

                  While this was the day of a Titans home game that I went to and I cracked my first beer at 8 a.m. that morning.....in celebration of an 80-mile week....so I was pretty drunk by the time of our text exchanges.
                  You were out drinking at a Titans game when you were supposed to be sitting at home behind a computer watching and waiting for my split times to show up online?! What kind of friend are you.

                  How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                  break'n three


                  S&M Collector

                    You were out drinking at a Titans game when you were supposed to be sitting at home behind a computer watching and waiting for my split times to show up online?! What kind of friend are you.
                    Puhleeze.... Roll eyes You should just be glad that after some 10 or 12 hours of drinking, while I was kicking some ass in a game of Silverstrike bowling at Piranhas, I stopped for a moment to wonder how your marathon went.
                    Come across any cool medals lately?


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                      Again, great advice Mikey, thanks Tongue I believe you folks might not see me around much the rest of the week. Although talking to non runners tends to make me insane, so i'm probably lying. I'll probably be here all week.
                      Same here. I'm about to enroll in a weeklong world class aqua jogging rehab facility, so this is it for me. Wink Nah, actually, I'm heading to another of them conferences. I promise I won't post photos of Mr. Belding in the swamp this time. Elizabeth Berkley maybe. One Final Time: Good luck, Run Strong, and may you have a guardian angel on stand-by....not that you'd need one.
                      Come across any cool medals lately?


                      More Cowbell!

                        Yeah, it's a stone cold solid lock. Like Michigan beating Appalachian State.
                        See, I can joke about it now. Maybe my therapist was right... Candice, I told this to zoom-zoom before her big race last year, and I'm telling it to you now. It's like this old joke t-shirt that was around back when I was in high school and you were about 3 years old. (DAMN!). It showed a cartoon of Richard Nixon on it, wearing sunglasses. It said: Nixon for President in '88 He's tan, rested, and ready. At this point of the year, you may not be tan. But you are rested, and you are ready.

                        20th Century: Is ancient history
                        21st Century: 5k: 19:42 |10k: 43:00

                        Len


                        Damn Yankee

                          You got it Tweak, you really do. Men are supposed to have performance anxiety, not women. You are going to be fine if you can stop anyalyzing everything. Run, just like you breathe- without conscious thought. Runners run, and you are a runner. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth.
                          Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. Carl Bard


                          I du! (+CX +Mtn.)

                            At this point of the year, you may not be tan. But you are rested, and you are ready.
                            He's right...you're gonna do great, girl! Someone else here (or maybe it was Globule with this nugget, too) said "the hay is in the barn." You're ready. BTW...that tan thing reminds me, I need to get some color on my bratwurst legs before it gets warm enough to wear shorts/skirts. At this rate that won't be for another 2 months. Roll eyes

                            Kirsten

                            '07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

                            '12 Goals:

                            run 750 mi

                            bike 3500 mi

                            • more off-road

                            • gain proficiency @ CX mounts and dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)

                             

                             

                              "the hay is in the barn."
                              I never like that one...because what if the hay is rotten? Shocked

                              How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                              break'n three


                              I du! (+CX +Mtn.)

                                I never like that one...because what if the hay is rotten? Shocked
                                Hay can be rotten? Well, I'm fucked, then. Wink Ok, assume it's fresh, nice hay. Smile

                                Kirsten

                                '07: 1324.5 ••• '08: 1561 ••• '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike ••• '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike ••• '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike

                                '12 Goals:

                                run 750 mi

                                bike 3500 mi

                                • more off-road

                                • gain proficiency @ CX mounts and dismounts (ie stop leap-frogging w/people who ride slower after every obstacle -- finish further up the field)