2000 miles of of of whiney dirtbabies who should run more FU

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Happy Birthday Ben! (Read 511 times)

    Y'all know it's Ben Schneider's birthday today?

    Ben - cheers to what you've accomplished this year.

     

    Thank you Team Schneider for being an inspiration to us all.

     


    Fast is better than long

      Look kids, Big Ben!

       

      Woot to you, you young whipper-snapper

      2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


      Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
      Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

      What in the Jehu?

      DoppleBock


        Happy Birthday - If you were from WI you would have hit the bars @ 6:00am ~ So your behind on your drinking training

        http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

        2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

         

          I woulda buyed him something, but what could top the run he had in Berlin?  Always great to see hard work pay off, congrats once again and happy birthday Ben!!!!!

          E.J.
          Greater Lowell Road Runners
          Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

          May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.

          lostinthenet3


          MM#1869

            Happy Birthday. Hope to see you at the Monkey. As of today it's a 50-50 chance up from last week when it was 100 no. 

            "If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far. It doesn't matter if today is your first day or if you've been running for twenty years. There is no test to pass, no license to earn, no membership card to get. You just run."


            Was it all a dream?

              Thanks guys!  Down to one year left in the 20's... hopefully I can make it count Smile

               

              Doug, I hope that chance of Monkey continues to improve!

              I'm in the business of misery...


              Milktruck say relentless

                Happy Birthday!!

                 

                Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                ~ R2E

                  Thanks guys!  Down to one year left in the 20's... hopefully I can make it count Smile

                   

                  Doug, I hope that chance of Monkey continues to improve!

                   

                  But then you get to enter a new AG! New opportunities await!

                   

                  Happy Birthday!

                  2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

                    It's tough being the lesser Schneider sometimes. I didn't get no stinkin birthday thread last Sunday.

                     

                    Of course...I got an entire birthday WEEKEND. It must suck to have a Thursday birthday...baha! Or to be 29 instead of 28....orrr to come home and find that the oven timer is on but your birthday cake batter is still sitting on the counter...oops. My bad Wink I thought I had planned that so well. At least the card from the dog was a hit.

                     

                    Being 29 is still being way younger than Meb. There are years left to get faster. Even if you're not of east African decent. (Germany is close-ish)

                    How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                    break'n three

                      It's tough being the lesser Schneider sometimes. I didn't get no stinkin birthday thread last Sunday.

                       

                      Awww..  Sad  ...well, happy belated birthday, chica!

                      2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

                         Even if you're not of east African decent. (Germany is close-ish)

                         

                         

                        And I thought you knew your geography.

                          It's tough being a lesser Swamper sometimes. I didn't get no stinkin birthday thread last Sunday.

                           

                           

                          Join the club.

                           

                          and Happy Birthday CS

                           

                          Happy Birthday Ben

                           

                           


                          Milktruck say relentless

                            Happy Belated B-Day, Candice!

                             

                             

                            (I dinnit get no B-Day thread last January either)

                             

                            Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                            " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                            ~ R2E

                              And I thought you knew your geography.

                               

                              That's why I said -ish. It's okay to be completely wrong if you add -ish.

                               

                              HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE AND ILENE!

                              How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                              break'n three

                                  

                                (I dinnit get no B-Day thread last January either)

                                 

                                I have fixed this problem by canceling all future birthdays.

                                2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

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