2000 miles of of whiny ass babies who should run more FU

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Hey Trent slow down! (Read 683 times)

muse_runner


keep running.

    Hey Trent, Just 'cause I lost my mojo I'm now going to choose you to take it out on. So basically..... can you slow down so I can run over your face to catch up to you? (sure I'm not bitter Evil grin)
    running until I hit 1900 miles for the year. whether fast or slow I will just run.
      Wow, what an offer Big grin Um. I don't like that cotton tail that keeps rubbing in my face. It kinda itches. Not to mention that gorilla. Them things stink. It is best to be upwind from a gorilla, if you know what I mean. And I still have a ways to go. I kinda like the idea of being chased by pom poms tho- And then there is that 20 miler I have scheduled for the morning... Shocked Keep up if you can Wink
        By the way. Did I mention? I am strangely excited that Muse is chasing me, what with those pom poms and all Cool
        Scout7


        CPT Curmudgeon

          Trent is now officially "pace booty". That's hilarious!
          muse_runner


          keep running.

            Hahahha! I am thoroughly entertained! Okay maybe I won't put *so* much pressure on your face when I finally get to steppin on it. I got 10 miles to thrown down today, 7 tomorrow and 15 on Sunday. And I can't even see the ass crack of the bunny. He's like oh... 20 switchbacks down the trail from me. yup it's allllll about Trent booty. I will deem myself the whore of this thread thank you VERY much. Cool
            running until I hit 1900 miles for the year. whether fast or slow I will just run.
            Scout7


            CPT Curmudgeon

              Hahahha! I am thoroughly entertained! Okay maybe I won't put *so* much pressure on your face when I finally get to steppin on it. yup it's allllll about Trent booty. I will deem myself the whore of this thread thank you VERY much. Cool
              Oh my poor tongue, as I bite down on it oh so hard....... Whore of the thread, huh? We need to talk......
              muse_runner


              keep running.

                Oh release the bite bitch. Fess up kid!
                running until I hit 1900 miles for the year. whether fast or slow I will just run.
                  Um. Wow. What a woman Shocked May I have your phone number... Evil grin


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                    So many quotable one-liners in one thread...so little time... Tongue k

                    Kirsten

                    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                    '13 Goals:

                    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

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                    punch Type 1 in the junk


                    You'll ruin your knees!

                      "thread whore", "universe lint"...it's all good...

                      ""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)

                        Today I spanked the bunny. Finally. Big grin
                          Trent, what you do in the privacy of your own...oh...wait. You mean THAT bunny? Oh, nice job. And with an 18-miler no less.

                          Runners run.

                            Dang. She caught me again. Dang. Better go out and run. But that means we know that bunny goes adds miles a day early. Ha! Today is March 10. March 10 is the 69th day of the year. Bunny should run 5.48 miles per day. Which means that at the end of today, Bunny should have 378 miles. Bunny has 383.6 logged. Bunny is running a day ahead. Hmmmmmmm. Is Bunny cheating? Or is she just rubbing my nose in her cotton tail. Sheesh.
                              Maybe the bunny is in Japan. Or....New Zealand?

                              Runners run.

                                Or Mars. Anyhow. I just spanked the Bunny again. This time a bit more definitively. Nine miler...
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