2000 miles of WGs lot of ass

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Nashville Dog Runner

    What's the prize for getting to 2,000 miles?

    www.nashvilledogrunner.com

      You have to get there first, then you will find out.

       

       

        Big and Lil' Spoons.

        There was a point in my life when I ran. Now, I just run.

         

        Back beat, the word was on the street
        That the fire in your heart is out
        I'm sure you've heard it all before
        But you never really had a doubt

         

        The Diary of a Once-ran.

          Duh, not getting caught by the rabbit. You don't want that to happen to you, trust me.

          "Way to make Borat look overdressed"


          Nashville Dog Runner

            Hmmm... That sounds good.  But, there's always another option.  After running Monkey, just throw in the towel and be done with it.  That sounds nice and easy.

            www.nashvilledogrunner.com

              All YTD mileage results are unofficial until final audit is complete and results have been uploaded for processing. Mileage bonuses for swamp associates on variable target incentive plans who achieve 2000 miles YTD during November will be paid in the December 2012 payroll run.

               

              Key dates for November results processing and updated Cognos report views are as follows:  

              December 6– Preliminary pipeline for November results processing.   

              December 11 (after 5 pm EST)– November results will include:

              • Direct US training mileage
              • International training mileage (converted from local currency)
              • Race mileage
              • Prior period manual mileage adjustment results where available/applicable.  Financial results for November are not expected to be available until finals.

              December 17 – Final pipeline for November results processing.

              December 18- International Payroll processing

              December 19- US Payroll processing

              December 22– Finalized view of November results

              Reconciliation:  There is a short window for processing and reconciliation of overall November results prior to Payroll.  Upon review of November results, International and U.S. swampers should forward any major results discrepancies to their local Compensation Manager for review and investigation. Any valid discrepancies that are not resolved and included in November results will be researched once this month's processing is complete and included in either Month 13 or Month 14 processing.

               

              Thank you.

              Runners run.


              Nashville Dog Runner

                I like the idea of just giving up after the Monkey since there's no prize.  There should be a party or something.  This has not been a cake walk. 

                www.nashvilledogrunner.com


                Interval Junkie --Nobby

                  All YTD mileage results are unofficial until final audit is complete . . . 

                   

                  Thread won.  Please see the girl at stage-left for your door prize.

                  2013 Goals: 18:49 5K •  1:25 HM • sub-3 Marathon • run lots of races

                  Current Status 5/13: challenging my Achilles issue -- building some base

                  DoppleBock


                    I tried that twice - It went poorly.  But then again I gave up September 3rd.  Hell, I have given up so long and hit such a rock-bottom, I am almost ready to train again.  It's like January 1st came 2 months early this year.  After my lunch run (Sun was shining) I am starting to have delusional optimism on what I might be able to accomplish in 2013.

                     

                    So Monkey is more like a kick-off to the new year race, to see where your fitness level is at to set training paces.  Let's face it, things can only look up after Monkey.

                     

                    I like the idea of just giving up after the Monkey since there's no prize.  There should be a party or something.  This has not been a cake walk. 

                    http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                    2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                     


                    Milktruck say relentless

                      I want a pony!

                       

                      Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                      " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                      ~ R2E

                        It's like January 1st came 2 months early this year.

                         

                        Funny because I was just checking these out online:

                         


                        Nashville Dog Runner

                          I want a pony!

                           I want a butt like that.

                          www.nashvilledogrunner.com


                          Fast is better than long

                            All YTD mileage results are unofficial until final audit is complete and results have been uploaded for processing. Mileage bonuses for swamp associates on variable target incentive plans who achieve 2000 miles YTD during November will be paid in the December 2012 payroll run.

                             

                            Key dates for November results processing and updated Cognos report views are as follows:  

                            December 6– Preliminary pipeline for November results processing.   

                            December 11 (after 5 pm EST)– November results will include:

                            • Direct US training mileage
                            • International training mileage (converted from local currency)
                            • Race mileage
                            • Prior period manual mileage adjustment results where available/applicable.  Financial results for November are not expected to be available until finals.

                            December 17 – Final pipeline for November results processing.

                            December 18- International Payroll processing

                            December 19- US Payroll processing

                            December 22– Finalized view of November results

                            Reconciliation:  There is a short window for processing and reconciliation of overall November results prior to Payroll.  Upon review of November results, International and U.S. swampers should forward any major results discrepancies to their local Compensation Manager for review and investigation. Any valid discrepancies that are not resolved and included in November results will be researched once this month's processing is complete and included in either Month 13 or Month 14 processing.

                             

                            Thank you.

                             

                            Based upon this, may I please resign my duties?

                            2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                            Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                            Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                            What in the Jehu?

                              Based upon this, may I please resign my duties?

                               

                              What does your contract say?

                              Runners run.

                              DoppleBock


                                I celebrated the kick-off to the new running season and keeping my job last night with beer. 

                                 

                                I tried that twice - It went poorly.  But then again I gave up September 3rd.  Hell, I have given up so long and hit such a rock-bottom, I am almost ready to train again.  It's like January 1st came 2 months early this year.  After my lunch run (Sun was shining) I am starting to have delusional optimism on what I might be able to accomplish in 2013.

                                 

                                So Monkey is more like a kick-off to the new year race, to see where your fitness level is at to set training paces.  Let's face it, things can only look up after Monkey.

                                http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                                2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                                 

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