2000 miles sigh

Note to shield-bearing fucktards (Read 1509 times)

BCR


     I was held captive in a rural area north of LA with no interwebs for 3 days!!

     

    My bad it sounds like you needed help.  If only I had known I would have just let that minor villan escape from jail and would have come to your rescue.  Was it family related? 

     

    Drew - Turns out that yellow shirted dude died after Matter Lad had to relieve himself of some pressure.  He was a non issue.  They just filled the hole up again and it was as if Yellow shirted dude never existed. 

     

    In reference to the Moobs - "Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. "

    2013 Goals: 

    • Sub 18:30 5K ()
    • Sub 1:29:30 1/2 marathon (1:29:52 try at Heart Mini 3-18-2012 )   
    • Sub 3:010:00 Marathon ()

      I laughed.

       

      What's the story with that van Candice says you drove? I see it's up for sale.

       

       

       

       bahahaha....this is gold.

       

      This is the exact van I pictured him driving, unicorn pooping a rainbow and all.

      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


      break'n three


      Swamp Turtle

        Never thought I would see Pedo Bear in the swamp. Must be Friday.

         

        Happy Friday everyone!

        We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB


        A Saucy Wench

          I'm feeling the love

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

            I'm feeling the love

            As you well should, but, woa, can you unsticky all those threads? 

             

            I'm embarrassed to say, but it's causing me actual annoyance. 


            A Saucy Wench

              wow twice in one week.  Love love love.

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                No one believes I'm that funny. There's a fine line between stupid and clever actually.

                 

                  I have no idea anymore who's in charge or who gets to edit what, but I accidentally found myself in the User Groups directory and noticed that our brief description is now:

                   

                  "Run good! Like running us group. Lot of run. You run too! Seriouser runners ok two."

                   

                  Two thumbs up, whoever.

                   

                  Also, it's surprising to me that there are other groups...like...why?

                   

                   

                  Runners run.

                    , but I accidentally found myself in the User Groups directory

                     

                    HA HA HAH!! Good one Mikey! I accidentally found myself in the Swamp this a.m.!!

                      It has said that for a very long time.


                      Very long.

                        Okay, good. Just making sure.

                        Runners run.


                        HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                          Which of you idiots is this?   I'm thinking it's not Nads. Or MarionS.

                          It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                          Hawt and sexy

                            Clearly, that is mikeymike on wash day. All his running cloths are dirty, so he has to break out the speedo.

                            I'm touching your pants.

                              If you can't come up with a forum title that doesn't sound like a 3-year-old ESL kid wrote it, just leave it alone.

                               

                              "2000 miles of margarita bigger than head"?

                               

                              Whoever wrote that should punch themselves in the face right now.

                               

                              Just a gentle reminder for Bearcat in case he was thinking of doing some "creative" "writing".

                              Runners run.

                              BCR


                                Just a gentle reminder for Bearcat in case he was thinking of doing some "creative" "writing".

                                 I will definatley keep that in mind in case I decide to do that.  However, I'm not creative enough to do such a thing.  I only plan to use my shield twice and my sidekick already knows who but she does not know when. 

                                2013 Goals: 

                                • Sub 18:30 5K ()
                                • Sub 1:29:30 1/2 marathon (1:29:52 try at Heart Mini 3-18-2012 )   
                                • Sub 3:010:00 Marathon ()