2000 miles of of of whiney dirtbabies who should run more FU

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No Talent Drips

    If I hadn't met Candice IRL, I would've wondered if this was our lady of the Swamp.

     

    I made it to 1:16. Good luck.

     

    You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef


    A Saucy Wench

      If I hadn't met Candice IRL, I would've wondered if this was our lady of the Swamp.

       

      I made it to 1:16. Good luck.

       

      I didnt make it even that far.   I was going to curse you because the ad that came on before was for italian food and I was craving lasagne while watching the ad.  That's over with.

       

      Maybe I should keep the link around for days I am struggling with binging.

      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

       

      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

        Seriously? That chick is really fat.

         

         

        And my cat is way cuter. And I don't eat his hair.

        How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


        break'n three


        A Saucy Wench

          Seriously? That chick is really fat.

           

           

          And my cat is way cuter. And I don't eat his hair.

           

          I guess cat hair is more caloric than one would imagine.  carbs  4 cal/g.  protein 4 cal/g, fat 9 cal/g.  cat hair 1000 cal/g

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

            If I hadn't met Candice IRL, I would've wondered if this was our lady of the Swamp.

             

            I made it to 1:16. Good luck.

             

             

            Ah, TLC...devolution at its finest.

              My cat and I participate in Saturday afternoon activities such as this:

               

               

              I can't say that he doesn't eat MY hair.

              How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


              break'n three

              Goorun


                My cat and I partcipate in Saturday afternoon activities such as this:

                 

                 

                I can't sat that he doesn't eat MY hair.

                 

                Is this one of those pictures where there are 3 other cats hidden somewhere there and you have to find them ?

                Slow and steady never wins anything.

                  No but there is a 57 lb dog.

                  How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                  break'n three


                  A Saucy Wench

                     

                    Is this one of those pictures where there are 3 other cats hidden somewhere there and you have to find them ?

                     

                    No but if you look closely enough you'll find a creepy kid face hidden in the cushions

                    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                     

                    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                       

                      No but if you look closely enough you'll find a creepy kid face hidden in the cushions

                      YOUR face is creepy.

                      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                      break'n three

                        This picture was only a few hours before this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200486742514128

                         

                        And no, we were not watching porn.

                        How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                        break'n three


                        Milktruck say relentless

                          So peaceful looking!  It makes me want to take a nap too....Sleepy  sleep

                           

                          Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                          " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                          ~ R2E


                          No Talent Drips

                             

                            And no, we were not watching porn.

                             

                            The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

                             

                            You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef


                            A Saucy Wench

                              It's a little early in your marriage for you to rely on porn. And in front of the pets!  Creepy

                              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                               

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                              Milktruck say relentless

                                Maybe it is Hobbes that wants the porn, and Candice is just trying to monitor the situation...

                                 

                                Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                                " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                                ~ R2E

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