Good lord...

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:02 PM

I finally spend a little time on this thread, and all I see are locked threads before girl on girl action breaks out. I'm actually mostly pissed the thread got locked before I could drop this witty line on y'all, so...I'm gonna do it anyway.

Candice said:

Dude, I didn't touch her until I was provoked.

My witty response:

Yeah...that's what every girl who "experiments" says.

Ok...that is all. Now you can lock whatever the fuck you want.

Sack up and run.

Purdey

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:13 PM

Sheesh.

I locked this as a joke response to Jake's invitation.

Unlocked again to prevent any more fucking knickers getting in a twist. Or, "panties in a bunch" for the American audience.

What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials

jgoldsborough

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:17 PM

Quote from Purdey on 2/4/2010 at 4:13 PM:

Sheesh.

I locked this as a joke response to Jake's invitation.

Unlocked again to prevent any more fucking knickers getting in a twist. Or, "panties in a bunch" for the American audience.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Sack up and run.

Lank

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:22 PM

Purdey is well-known for premature thread locking just when it's starting to heat up. Why he would want to call the fight between a Cubs fan and a Nashville chick living through her first Minnesota winter is beyond me however.

"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

willamona

Hawt and sexy

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:23 PM

No kidding, bring it back.

I'm touching your pants.

Lank

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:26 PM

Quote from willamona on 2/4/2010 at 4:23 PM:

No kidding, bring it back.

No doubt. And I certainly don't want Candice's ire directed at me for pretending I've been here awhile but didn't Willamona have to endure something like 20 or 25 pages of attacks before hers got locked? It seems somewhat cruel to the rest of us to lock it down after just 4.

"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

Purdey

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:26 PM

Quote from Lank on 2/4/2010 at 4:22 PM:

Purdey is well-known for premature

Lank. Have you been talking to my wife again?

Just started raining over here.

What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials

willamona

Hawt and sexy

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:28 PM

Naw, it was only ten. There is a 10 page minimum.

I'm touching your pants.

Lank

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:36 PM

Purdey unlocked it!!! YES!!!!

The anticipation is the best part though...I hope it'll last.

And I just realized Jeff left. That's brilliant but also /sadpanda. I always liked him. Too bad his last words in the swamp were a manifesto that no one will read. FYI - If anyone else wants to leave just do the "Goodbye cruel world" or do a /cliff because I think both are funny.

"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:38 PM

good lord is right, what has everyone's cycles synchronized and the swamp is having simultaneous PMS?

I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

Lank

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:40 PM
modified: 2/4/2010 at 4:41 PM

Quote from Ennay on 2/4/2010 at 4:38 PM:

good lord is right, what has everyone's cycles synchronized and the swamp is having simultaneous PMS?

/smileyverysad

"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

Purdey

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:41 PM

Quote from Lank on 2/4/2010 at 4:36 PM:

The anticipation is the best part though...I hope it'll last.

You fucking well have been talking to my wife haven't you?!

What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials

Lank

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:43 PM

Quote from Purdey on 2/4/2010 at 4:41 PM:

You fucking well have been talking to my wife haven't you?!

I'm trying to get Ennay to cuss. Not you.

"Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:45 PM

Quote from Ennay on 2/4/2010 at 4:38 PM:

good lord is right, what the fuck; has everyone's cycle fucking synchronized and the swamp is having simultaneous PMS from fucking hell?

Sorry Lank - fify

I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

Dragon76

posted: 2/4/2010 at 4:45 PM

Quote from Purdey on 2/4/2010 at 4:26 PM:

Just started raining over here.

We are expecting rain tomorrow and Saturday. However, skies should be clear for Ilene's marathon on Sunday.

Amy

2000 miles stalked by Olympic Committee

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