I found a prison outfit.  Maybe I could run in it, I doubt I could keep it up tho. 

So are you now stating that your breasts are less than perfect?

No, just that I'm slightly less likely to proclaim their perfection to the entire swamp now.  I'm like more mature and stuff.

 Blasphemy.

Heh.

People just run ultras cause they're too dumb to stop.

(No fish biting on the religion and politics lines, so I'm diversifying.)

 

You demonstrate no respect or encouragement.  At the start of the new year you openly bashed a good deal of people attempting 2000 miles, stating that they would soon fall to the end of the list.  Why? 

  

Well, I had decided that I wouldn't touch this mess with a ten foot clown pole, but I feel I have to weigh in a bit, especially since I am Candice's sidekick and legal counsel.

Wrigley- so far I have really enjoyed your arrival to the swamp. I like the mileage you bring, and the enthusiasm. Plus, you're a Cubs fan, which is huge. But I gotta say, I think you're a bit off the mark in this thread. First of, yeah Candice really started it, but you clearly have done enough lurking if you have such strong opinions on Candice. Your posts were awfully confrontational, and while she may have started it, you definitely escalated things to phase 2 in kind of a break-neck fashion. I think you need to take a step back and remember that tone and facial expressions are not really available on the trenternet. I think you've mistaken a joke and perhaps a little good natured newbie hazing as a personal attack. I don't care to really get in this argument, and I certainly don't want to get into a tit for tat thing, unless there are actual tits involved, but I do want to say this:

Candice flys off the handle occasionally, sure, but a lot of people take a lot of posts that Candice makes at face value when they're actually  jokes. I made this mistake a lot when I first started hanging out in here. Most importantly, that quote that I quoted you above, is very simply not true. She's one fast chick and she certainly likes to make digs at those slower than her, but truly, it's all in good fun. I am quite a bit slower than her, and she has shown me nothing but encouragement and respect, in fact her and Ben (mostly her) are helping to coach me to a 3:30 marathon out of the goodness of their hearts. She values speed. Sometimes a little too much, but if you put in a lot of hard work and effort she'll encourage anyone.

Having said that, she hates chicks, so best of luck!