2000 miles of of of whiney ass babies who should run more FU

Monkey Idiots 2012? (Read 3530 times)

    4 more days until that big, dumb, red bar disappears from my summary graph and it returns to a normal scale so my daily training doesn't look so tiny. It's starting to mess with my head.

    Runners run.


    That's me in the back.

      4 more days until that big, dumb, red bar disappears from my summary graph and it returns to a normal scale so my daily training doesn't look so tiny. It's starting to mess with my head.

       

      I hear ya!

      Cancer F'in Sucks


      A Saucy Wench

        4 more days until that big, dumb, red bar disappears from my summary graph and it returns to a normal scale so my daily training doesn't look so tiny. It's starting to mess with my head.

         

        YOUR normal training? Mine looks really stupid.

        I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

         

        "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

          Thanks to our runners' generosity, we will be donating over $9000 to the Friends of Warner Parks and the Friends of Beaman Park, the organizations that help curate our local natural resources and give our marathon a home. Check them out at:

          http://www.friendsofwarnerparks.com/
          http://www.beamanpark.org/

            Thanks to our runners' generosity, we will be donating over $9000 to the Friends of Warner Parks and the Friends of Beaman Park, the organizations that help curate our local natural resources and give our marathon a home. Check them out at:

            http://www.friendsofwarnerparks.com/
            http://www.beamanpark.org/

             

            Like.

            E.J.
            Greater Lowell Road Runners
            Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

            May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.


            Hoodoo Guru

              Thanks to our runners' generosity, we will be donating over $9000 to the Friends of Warner Parks and the Friends of Beaman Park, the organizations that help curate our local natural resources and give our marathon a home. Check them out at:

              http://www.friendsofwarnerparks.com/
              http://www.beamanpark.org/

               

              Great!  Maybe they'll take the money and pave the new park land across the highway.

              The tangents are moot.

              Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

               

              DoppleBock


                As much as I love seeing all you idiots at Monkey, I just cannot rid myself of hating Monkey with every fiber of my being.

                http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                 

                  As much as I love seeing all you idiots at Monkey, I just cannot rid myself of hating Monkey with every fiber of my being.

                   

                  Ditto.

                  How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                  break'n three


                  A Saucy Wench

                    Maybe not training at all really IS the best plan

                    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                     

                    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                    DoppleBock


                      I am a cry baby

                       

                      But either spending $800 to fly Jill and myself and rent a car + hotel or driving a total of 20 hours to be punished by that horrible race - humilated by my max effort and minimal result, wishing I had never met any of you dorks or took up running ...

                       

                      Other years by January I was looking forward to the next Monkey, now I am just working on my excuses so I can skip the stupid race.

                       

                      Hell for that amount of money I could enjoy some quality time with a crush from my youth ... Suzy.

                      http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                      2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                       

                         

                         

                        skip the stupid race.

                         

                        No can do. Plus you have to show up earlier next year. I have to insist that we do a Fri night beer mile.  (Tanya would make a great beer mile RD!)  I'm betting it would provide even bigger bragging rights than that stupid race. Plus then, maybe someone could actually beat Ben. Maybe. Probably not.

                        "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham

                          As much as I love seeing all you idiots at Monkey, I just cannot rid myself of hating Monkey with every fiber of my being.

                           

                          +1

                           

                          And: my work here is done.

                            punished by that horrible race - humilated by my max effort and minimal result, wishing I had never met any of you dorks or took up running

                             

                            GDMN that is good.


                            A Saucy Wench

                              I'm pretty sure if I attempted a beer mile I would puke on someone's shoes.  There.  I said it.  I admitted my weakness publicly.  I am just tipsy enough to expose my deep dark secrets to you folks.

                              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                               

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                              Eye of Sauron

                                I'm pretty sure if I attempted a beer mile I would puke on someone's shoes.  There.  I said it.  I admitted my weakness publicly.  I am just tipsy enough to expose my deep dark secrets to you folks.

                                 

                                But not tipsy enough for the shoe puke.  Good good.

                                And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.