Not in Chicago
I thought maybe you were dead or something.
+144
You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.
No, he just changed his name to "Ox" for a few weeks.
More Cowbell!
Despite my well-earned reputation for a being a consistent 1-mile to 2-mile dumper, I make a real effort to loop around to a Safe Crapping Zone when the time comes to coil a steamer. That could be home where I can safely punish the porcelain, or it could be building a log cabin in the woods . Or even a port-a-john -- knowing your local construction is critical when you have to drop the kids off at the pool.
Pinching a loaf in someone's yard is only done when DUMPCON-1 has been reached, and the need to burn a mule is no longer voluntary. Even then, I still managed to hide in the bushes when the brown bus came calling. And I'm proud to say that I bag my toilet paper (but not the sewer python) after I'm done planting corn.
But this guy got caught parking his Jeep and blowing mud in the driveway. Was he trying to get revenge on the guy who reported his deuce-dropping to the authorities? What a shithead.
When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Was he trying to get revenge on the guy who reported his deuce-dropping to the authorities? What a shithead.
The Smoking Gun reports the man with all the crap in the driveway is an ex-cop.
The plop thickens.
"Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood." -Daniel Burnham
Gross.
42,500 Miles Later
coil a steamer.
Grosser.
You'll ruin your knees!
put in two miles on the TM. take a dump. then, go outside and run additional mileage as per needed. simple.
put in two miles on the TM.
take a dump.
then, go outside and run additional mileage as per needed.
simple.
I beleive the folks in the fitness center would be quite displeased to find a turd on the TM!
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
He should just have coffee and a cigarette in the morning. It works for everyone else.
HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
I believe the folks in the fitness center would be quite displeased to find a turd on the TM!
That's what people talk about all the time, when they talk about why they dislike the gym -- all the turds on the treadmills.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Doughboy
Despite my well-earned reputation for a being a consistent 1-mile to 2-mile dumper, I make a real effort to loop around to a Safe Crapping Zone when the time comes to coil a steamer. That could be home where I can safely punish the porcelain, or it could be building a log cabin in the woods . Or even a port-a-john -- knowing your local construction is critical when you have to drop the kids off at the pool. Pinching a loaf in someone's yard is only done when DUMPCON-1 has been reached, and the need to burn a mule is no longer voluntary. Even then, I still managed to hide in the bushes when the brown bus came calling. And I'm proud to say that I bag my toilet paper (but not the sewer python) after I'm done planting corn. But this guy got caught parking his Jeep and blowing mud in the driveway. Was he trying to get revenge on the guy who reported his deuce-dropping to the authorities? What a shithead.
Whoa. And they say the Inuit have a lot of words for snow.
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