Dear Abby Dear Abby my fountain pen leaks my wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks. Every side I get up on is the wrong side of the bed if it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead.

We're the big door prize.

Iris DeMent is awesome, and possesses one of the all-time great names.

I know a guy who's got a lot to lose, pretty nice feller but kinda confused, got muscles in his head ain't never been used, thinks he owns half of this town. Starts drinkin heavy gets a big red nose, and beats his old lady with a rubber hose, then takes her out to dinner, buys her new clothes, that's the way that the world goes 'round.

I know a guy who's got a lot to lose, pretty nice feller but kinda confused, got muscles in his head ain't never been used, thinks he owns half of this town. Starts drinkin heavy gets a big red nose, and beats his old lady with a rubber hose, then takes her out to dinner, buys her new clothes, that's the way that the world goes 'round.

Ha, I can't read that without also hearing the tune in my head!

We're the big door prize.

That was one of the songs at my sister's wedding ceremony.

Just FYI, when I click the link in the original post my Symantec Endpoint Security software tells me there's a web exploit toolkit embedded in that page. Could be a false positive but I'd avoid it anyway.