2000 miles of shots in the ass

More Smack Talk - Less Explanation (Read 996 times)

C-R


    posted: 10/14/2008 at 8:40 AM
    Quote from Jeff on 10/13/2008 at 8:52 PM:
    More smack talk, less explanation.
    In honor of Jeff's request on the 2008 Football thread, I thought it would be great reading to have a Swamp smack talk thread but why limit this to Pro Football since there is so much to crack and smack. I plan to keep my smack to football (the US kind Lank but I've got some for you too with that bunch of scrubs at Newcastle Wink) since running smack from me would be in poor form and just plain stupid. Titans vaunted D will be exposed for the sham they are when Peyton and the boys hang 35 on them in two weeks. Of course they will have the best view in the house when he throws for 335 and 3 TD's. PSU is exposed for why they are winning. Jo Pa actually has his head set mic turned off in the booth and the more lucent (re octogenerian) coaches on staff are calling the plays. Once he figures this out and gets back to the daily work of coaching, they will drop one and get booted from THE BCS hunt. Michigan - oh who gives a rats ass. Their so lame this year it not even worth smack talking. Come back when you get a team that can beat someone from the MAC. That should prime the pump and as I read somewhere else here - What Now Bitches. Big grin

    "He conquers who endures" - Persius
    "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel
    Scout7


    CPT Curmudgeon

      posted: 10/14/2008 at 8:54 AM
      JoePa doesn't call plays, and hasn't for years. Your theory is completely flawed.
      DrewEOB


      Idiot

        posted: 10/14/2008 at 9:07 AM
        And Notre Dame / Purdue / IU sucks. (I'm taking multiple shots in the dark, here)

        Yes, I do "run in this."  So should you.  The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.

        jEfFgObLuE


        More Cowbell!

          posted: 10/14/2008 at 9:09 AM
          Quote from C-R on 10/14/2008 at 8:40 AM:
          Michigan - oh who gives a rats ass. Their so lame this year it not even worth smack talking. Come back when you get a team that can beat someone from the MAC.
          I sure hope Rich-Rod works out long term, b/c he sure isn't doing it short term. If Lloyd hadn't retired, they'd be 5-1 right now (this assumes Ryan Mallet and Justin Born don''t transfer and Adrian Arrington stays for his senior year, all of which would've been high probability w/o the coaching change). But not to worry. I'm on record that we will beat Ohio State. And there's always that yearly automatic win that we have this weekend.

          When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

          C-R


            posted: 10/14/2008 at 9:21 AM
            modified: 10/14/2008 at 9:25 AM
            Quote from DrewEOB on 10/14/2008 at 9:07 AM:
            And Notre Dame / Purdue / IU sucks. (I'm taking multiple shots in the dark, here)
            Don't forget Ball State. It's always more fun to smack talk when you know a little about the other person - I'm an ND fan. That should open the flood gates a bit. And Lank - I'm a Bayern Munich fan from birth (I'm a transplanted Deutchlander) and mostly despise the EPL! Elitist pricks that they are. Wink
            Quote from Scout7 on 10/14/2008 at 8:54 AM:
            JoePa doesn't call plays, and hasn't for years. Your theory is completely flawed.
            If I were Dick I would have some clever passive agressive comeback that twists my logic to suit the argument of the minute while blaming it all on you. I'm not that good. "Smack talk does not have to be accurate" - Rule 16B of the smack talk instruction manual If Globule is correct and UM wins this weekend, PSU should just mail it in the rest of the year.

            "He conquers who endures" - Persius
            "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel
            DrewEOB


            Idiot

              posted: 10/14/2008 at 9:37 AM
              Quote from C-R on 10/14/2008 at 9:21 AM:
              Don't forget Ball State.
              Ball State does not suck.

              Yes, I do "run in this."  So should you.  The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.

              huskerboiler


                posted: 10/14/2008 at 9:44 AM
                Quote from DrewEOB on 10/14/2008 at 9:37 AM:
                Ball State does not suck.
                Just happy Ball State is not on Purdue's schedule this year.
                Jeff


                  posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:02 AM
                  My heart is warmed.
                  Scout7


                  CPT Curmudgeon

                    posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:04 AM
                    Quote from Jeff on 10/14/2008 at 10:02 AM:
                    My heart is warmed.
                    Well, you needed it after the loss this weekend.
                    Jeff


                      posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:05 AM
                      Quote from Scout7 on 10/14/2008 at 10:04 AM:
                      Well, you needed it after the loss this weekend.
                      Good point. Classic Vanderbilt: beat Auburn then lose to Mississippi State. I wouldn't be surprised if they lose out.
                      R2E


                      "run" "to" "eat"

                        posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:12 AM
                        Quote from Jeff on 10/14/2008 at 10:05 AM:
                        Good point. Classic Vanderbilt: beat Auburn then lose to Mississippi State. I wouldn't be surprised if they lose out.
                        classic vandy fan. smack talking to yourself.

                        i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                        Jeff


                          posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:13 AM
                          Quote from R2E on 10/14/2008 at 10:12 AM:
                          classic vandy fan. smack talking to yourself.
                          It feels good while I do it, but then afterwards I feel guilty and a little dirty.
                          Scout7


                          CPT Curmudgeon

                            posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:20 AM
                            Quote from Jeff on 10/14/2008 at 10:13 AM:
                            It feels good while I do it, but then afterwards I feel guilty and a little dirty.
                            Secretly, you enjoy it.
                            C-R


                              posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:24 AM
                              This sums it up for Vandy - From Rivals.com 31. VANDERBILT (5-1) THE BUZZ: Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted. Now, instead of dreaming about New Year's Day bowls, the Commodores and their fans once again can start to discuss how Nietzsche influenced Sartre.

                              "He conquers who endures" - Persius
                              "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel
                              Jeff


                                posted: 10/14/2008 at 10:24 AM
                                Quote from C-R on 10/14/2008 at 10:24 AM:
                                This sums it up for Vandy - From Rivals.com 31. VANDERBILT (5-1) THE BUZZ: Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted. Now, instead of dreaming about New Year's Day bowls, the Commodores and their fans once again can start to discuss how Nietzsche influenced Sartre.
                                That sums it up. Entirely.
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