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honey booboo & RWOL (Read 566 times)

    Someone asked me how I was doing this morning, to which I randomly and very weirdly replied, "tip top, old sport".

     

    A person who speaks like this might be up for a sporting bra.

     

    edit: and maybe a monocle and a cane.

     

    Picturing Mr. Peanut in a sports bra now.

     

    Thanks.

    DJJan


      I don't think he's wooable. He's tough and manly in real life even though he smells funny and believes in aliens.

       What a coincidence, I am an alien. Well, a resident alien,  but that is pretty close.

       

      BCR, you could probably get a few people to post pics of their abs. If you ask in a noncreepy way. Ummm, nevermind.

      Good times never seemed so good.


      No Talent Drips

        There's someone that doesn't believe in aliens?

         You're my people, Lank.

         

        You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef


        No Talent Drips

          I don't think he's wooable. He's tough and manly in real life even though he smells funny and believes in aliens.

           Candy, you were 1 for 5 here; 2 for 5--I guess--but that is just the smell of sub-3; it ceases to smell funny after a while. Aliens!!

           

          You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef

            You think you know a guy.

            How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


            break'n three

               If I was to bring up the fact that I used to live in Maine to try and woo NemoME, that would be me trying to find common ground.

              If I were to deliver an exposition on the proper use of the future subjunctive, that would be me failing to find common ground.


              HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                If I were to deliver an exposition on the proper use of the future subjunctive, that would be me failing to find common ground.

                 

                Not quite as good as spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, but has the virtue of conciseness.

                It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                DJJan


                  If I were to deliver an exposition on the proper use of the future subjunctive, that would be me failing to find common ground.

                   If you were to deliver an exposition on the proper use of the future subjective, that would be me falling asleep at my computer, sadly.

                  Good times never seemed so good.


                  Interval Junkie --Nobby

                    If I were to deliver an exposition on the proper use of the future subjunctive, that would be me failing to find common ground.

                     

                    :popcorn:

                     

                    wait . . .wrong usage?

                    2013 Goals: 18:49 5K •  1:25 HM • sub-3 Marathon • run lots of races

                    Current Status 5/13: challenging my Achilles issue -- building some base


                    Not in Chicago

                      If I were to deliver an exposition on the proper use of the future subjunctive, that would be me failing to find common ground.

                       

                      Clive, as you can see, Maine's education system is already more than adequately prepaing our children for the things they really need up here.

                       

                      MTA: Also, you can see the benefits of our rigorous physical education programs in this video.  She's fitter than average, but as you can understand, we did want to put our best foot forward on video.   

                      You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                      DJJan


                        Clive, as you can see, Maine's education system is already more than adequately prepaing our children for the things they really need up here.

                         

                        MTA: Also, you can see the benefits of our rigorous physical education programs in this video.  She's fitter than average, but as you can understand, we did want to put our best foot forward on video.   

                         That woman isn't from Maine, she has all her teeth.

                        Good times never seemed so good.

                        paulski66


                        miscreant

                          The irony of the "new" batch of reality television somehow debasing "traditional" reality television is beyond awesome...

                           

                           

                          I'm happy, hope you're happy too...

                          R2E


                          "run" "to" "eat"

                            i had pictured mrs train as taller, but hey, mr train, you've boughten her a nice hat, i see.

                            i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams


                            Not in Chicago

                              Nah, Mrs. Train is a Masshole, by birth and behavior.

                              You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


                              Milktruck say relentless

                                I like her already!  Cool

                                 

                                Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                                " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                                ~ R2E

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