2000 miles of of of whiney ass babies who should run more FU

Racing June 6-12 (Read 1151 times)

    From an e-mail from smalcolm:

     

    25:13. Bee sting, butt chafing, nausea, and blisters... none of which usually plague me. Higher elevation than I'm used to as well. Gorgeous course though... I highly recommend. And I LOVED running it unsupported. I got all sorts of crazy looks. Smile

     

    She went at this one with no crew and no pacers.  Very cool.

    "Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood."  -Daniel Burnham


    Puttin' on the foil

      Boise 70.3 Half Iron Distance Triathlon.  4:23:20 total time.  11th OA amateur, 4th AG.  Fastest run in AG (1:24:01).  3rd fastest amateur run split.  

      Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.'


      HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

        Nice job T-Bone. Must be a very competitive AG.

        It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


        A Saucy Wench

          From an e-mail from smalcolm:

           

          25:13. Bee sting, butt chafing, nausea, and blisters... none of which usually plague me. Higher elevation than I'm used to as well. Gorgeous course though... I highly recommend. And I LOVED running it unsupported. I got all sorts of crazy looks. Smile

           

          She went at this one with no crew and no pacers.  Very cool.

           can we post the Eight ball yet?

           

          OH damn...but T-bone is another worthy candidate there.

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


          Not in Chicago

            You people are very inspiring.

            You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

              Ran the team track meet races and did OK.  Middle of the pack behind the high school kids and the speeddsters in the group. 

               

              Then... the beer mile:  Ran it on a XC loop rather than the school track to avoid backlash.  Rumor has it the loop was a little longer than a quarter mile, but oh well.

               

              Slam a beer at the horn and off we go.  Three of us left the line close together, and ran in a group.

               

              I hit the end of lap one trailing slightly, and took it pretty easy.  I was first out of the transition beer slam, and kept waiting for Don (Candice can provide commentary on how vastly superior a runner Don is to me) to pass me back up, but he never did.  I was surprised to see him standing there when I came out of the woods at the end of the lap.  He had a vomiting episode and a DNF.

               

              I finished beer number 2 and no other runner had reached the transition.  Off I went still feeling good, but burping a bit. Ran the loop without company.  Hit the transition at about 5 flat.  3rd beer took a little longer, but I was pretty clear of rest of the 3 man field still running. 

               

              Up the hill and into the woods, and still feeling good.  Not much slowdown.  Finish the lap, but did not get a split. 

               

              Drink one more beer. Not as fast, but probably 30 seconds.  Then run.  Still not feeling sick at all, but a little full.  Coast the lap and complete it with the soccer player airplane run to to the line for an 11:15 beer mile debut and a 1st place finish.  Definitely the only 1st I will ever score against the MN Running Wild runners.

               

              Got a sweet PBR tallboy trophy.  I'll post a pic in the BEER thread later.

               

              Oh...  I was wearing the FKN SNGLT.

               

               

              "I aim to misbehave."


              HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                She went at this one with no crew and no pacers.  Very cool.

                 

                Hey, I did my long run yesterday with no crew and no pacers either.

                 

                Well, ok, somebody brought the cooler of drinks for me.

                 

                And I guess someone paced me.

                 

                But, I wasn't going as far as smalcom, see.

                It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                Milktruck say relentless

                  Name Distance Race Location Goal Result Comments
                   Ileneforward       10k    Wrigley Riiver Run           LB CA           55:00       54:21    Smile
                   Ileneforward  13.1 miles    Valley Crest half marathon  (trail)   SM mountains       2:18:03  2:22:02  I fell down hard

                   

                  Blood and grit washed off and ice pack on knee, I guess I will live to run again.

                   

                  Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                  " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                  ~ R2E

                    Name Distance Race Location Goal Result Comments
                     Burnt Toast  5k  Paynesville Area Fun Run  Paynesville MN  sub 22 or PR    
                                 

                     

                    22:31, no PR 3rd OA, 1st AG

                     

                    Wore the FKN SNGLT and posted a pick in the singlet thread.

                    The pain that hurts the worse is the imagined pain. One of the most difficult arts of racing is learning to ignore the imagined pain and just live with the present pain (which is always bearable.) - Jeff

                     

                    2013 Goals:

                    5k = sub 21:00

                    HM = sub 100 minutes

                    Run = 3650 / 2 miles

                    Bike = 3500 miles

                    Swim = 150 miles

                    Race 1st HIM


                    HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                      {{ Ilene's knee }}

                      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                        Sara - 25:13:37 is pretty freaking amazing. Unsupported? I heart you.


                        Not in Chicago

                          Have to love when people run 100 mile races and have mothing to say about it in the log entry. Evil

                          You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                            Name Distance Race Location Goal Result Comments
                             jeffdonahue  5K  Heartbreak Hill 5K  Newton, MA No real goal, running it with my kids (7 & 9) so just have fun and keep them running. 

                             

                             

                            Okay, so it was a great race.  My oldest (13) ran a respectable 28:28 on a twisted ankle.

                             

                            This was my 7 y.o.'s first 5K and she did awesome.  We kept it to a 4:1 run/walk schedule.  We did have to stop just after mile one to use the bathroom.  But you should have seen her come flying out of the bathroom and up the street yelling "Come on, we're behind now!!"  She finished in 37:04 but I figure we spent at least a minute and a half in the bathroom.  And the kick she had at the end, and the smile on her face in the pictures made it a perfect day for me.

                             

                            My son ended up not running because he had his baseball All-star game that morning, so I am on the hunt for a 5K for him in the next few weeks.

                              Sara - 25:13:37 is pretty freaking amazing. Unsupported? I heart you.

                               

                               Yeah, no pacer or crew really, except my friend that dropped stopped by 2 aid stations briefly.

                               

                               

                              Have to love when people run 100 mile races and have mothing to say about it in the log entry. Evil

                               

                              How rude of me! Wink It was a small miracle I made it on my flight after being awake 36 hours. I don't even remember updating my log when I got home last night. Ha.

                              ~Sara
                              It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. ~ Jimmy Dugan

                                From an e-mail from smalcolm:

                                 

                                25:13. Bee sting, butt chafing, nausea, and blisters... none of which usually plague me. Higher elevation than I'm used to as well. Gorgeous course though... I highly recommend. And I LOVED running it unsupported. I got all sorts of crazy looks. Smile

                                  

                                She went at this one with no crew and no pacers.  Very cool.

                                 

                                Mad respect for TBone's tri, but yeah this is SFCEB worthy for sure.  Hope you recover quickly and well.

                                 

                                {{ilene}}

                                E.J.
                                Greater Lowell Road Runners
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