One of the girls in my sorority was actually capable of peeing into a urinal.  Stupid drunk party tricks.  Good kegels.

 Not stupid at all. Quite handy, actually. Especially if you're drinking.

A robust display of flatulence should cure your dilemma.

If you are displaying flatulence, is it still flatulence?

Where is a philosopher when you need one?

My gym is really small.  And lately the staff has been keeping it at sauna levels.  I am usually sweating by the time I am done with the "walking in and taking my kids to the daycare" part of my workout.  I feel sorry for the idiots taking the treadmills next to me or the elliptical behind me because I am spraying sweat everywhere.  It hits the belt and sprays out behind me in a nice fan.

 

 

flovesparko, I suggest not wearing deoderant for awhile.  Once you are known as the smelly runner people will avoid you.

 Ennay, I actually thought how lucky they were that I wasn't doing a VO2 or tempo run because of sweat spray.  LOL on the not wearing deoderant,  if it continues I will use that  strategy.   

What's a treadmill?

 Move to Minnesota and you'll figure it out sometime around, oh, January.