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Did I miss the Hobbit thread? (Read 627 times)

MrH


    I wish I could contribute to the conversation, but I guess I spent too much time in high school getting laid.

     

    The script for Friends was so much cooler than anything written by Tolkein.

    The process is the goal.

    Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

      I've seen both the 3D and the 2D.  I couldn't tell the difference in terms of frames per second.  The movie looks great in either format.

       

      I have a similar opinion to bhearn but movies always disappoint as compared to a book.  My main criticisms of the movie are the depiction of Radagast and the battle scenes that border on comedy due to their length.  Other than that it seems to deliver on its promise.

       

      And Clive, it wasn't that we weren't trying to get laid as well.

      "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

        Was your girlfriend's name Rosy Palm?

        Alright, so I was into fantasy after all.


        Eye of Sauron

          I've seen both the 3D and the 2D.  I couldn't tell the difference in terms of frames per second.  The movie looks great in either format.

           

          I have a similar opinion to bhearn but movies always disappoint as compared to a book.  My main criticisms of the movie are the depiction of Radagast and the battle scenes that border on comedy due to their length.  Other than that it seems to deliver on its promise.

           

          And Clive, it wasn't that we weren't trying to get laid as well.

           

          There were those who tried and those who did.

           

          Those who did may or may not have read H and LOTR.  But we kept that shit to ourselves.

           

          Also: drums.

           

          Alsoalso: lifeguard.

          And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

            Then there were those of us too busy reading and rereading H and LOTR.

             

            Also: Rubik's cubes.

             

            Alsoalso: lotsa programming. Yeah, I was quite the ladies' man.

            "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

            R2E


            "run" "to" "eat"

              and now you jog around in nothing but your sparkly underpants, so THAT's manly.

              i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                Dorks.

                 

                Giant flaming dorks.


                Milktruck say relentless

                  Dorks.

                   

                  Giant flaming dorks.

                   

                  potentially with badges!

                   

                  Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                  " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                  ~ R2E

                    Dorks.

                     

                    Giant flaming dorks.

                     

                    No doubt.

                     

                    Even money says these dorks don't even know the difference between Narsil, Narya, and Nenya.

                    "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs
                    MrH


                       

                      No doubt.

                       

                      Even money says these dorks don't even know the difference between Narsil, Narya, and Nenya.

                       

                      Please. They are all current or former members of Clannad.

                      The process is the goal.

                      Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

                      R2E


                      "run" "to" "eat"

                        i thought they were decongestants.

                        i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                          Even money says these dorks don't even know the difference between Narsil, Narya, and Nenya.

                           

                          Well duh. But I will admit to briefly confusing some of the kings of Numenor with Etruscan kings of Rome during a Latin competition. ("I'm sorry, the answer is not Tar-Minyatur.")

                          "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

                          MrH


                            The process is the goal.

                            Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.


                            Eye of Sauron

                              Ok wow.  The chick in the lower right hand corner's pose/outfit make her look like a centaur.

                              And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                                Ok wow.  The chick in the lower right hand corner's pose/outfit make her look like a centaur.

                                And she's holding Gumby's hand!!

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