I will interpret ... "Friday nights are made for drinking ... fuck am I hung over on Saturday mornings ... at least I get my speedwork done on Friday, so I can drink hard Friday night."

 

Damn Dopple, that is a perfect interpretation. What we need to do is get this gal to have a stronger liver so she can do both like everyone else in the Swamp.  

What did you guys not understand about working on Saturday mornings?

 

Sat nights are for drinking. You benefit more from the long run if you're hung over. One must teach themselves to struggle. (Which may or may not be the first line of my speech...)

Oh no!!! Candice at the lectern.  I'll give you the classic 80s slow clap at the conclusion of your speech.  This should be fun!!

You will have no choice but to be moved to tears.

Would it be inappropriate if I let out a hearty fart along with those tears?  It will probably induce the audience to tears and sobs...