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Office Xmas Party (Read 488 times)


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    Our office Xmas party is today.  Party Bus ride, free lunch, free booze, Xmas bonus, dirty Santa gift exchange and more.  

     

    I really, really hate it.  

     

    The people I work with will gripe about the ride there, the choice of food, how slow bar service is, getting screwed in the gift exchange etc.  We have a couple of really bad drunks in the office and they will of course start some kind of drama, "I hate you bitch!"  "Not as much as I hate you!"  "Aww give me a hug"  "Your hair looks awful"  "Then fuck you"  etc.

     

    Good times.

    The tangents are moot.

    Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

     

    R2E


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      nothing says "happy holidays" like a little dirty santa action.

      i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

        One year I was legit sick on the day of the office party. I couldn't believe my luck.


        Milktruck say relentless

          Meh, we get a Christmas luncheon together (that we pay for) pizza buffet, and an ugly Christmas sweater contest.  My sweater is too cute to win a prize however.  I would adore an open bar, or even permission to buy your own glass of wine.

           

          Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

          " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
          ~ R2E


          In it for the long run..

            We are having a really nice party Saturday night at the Parthenon (the one in Nashville- not the real one) with valet parking, Photobooths, open bar (probably tickets for drinks) and good food.  There is a separate event for kids on the 21st with Santa, gifts, elves etc.  I've always worked places with good Christmas parties, amazingly. 

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            Interval Junkie --Nobby

              Best Xmas office party I ever went to was put on by an Israeli (Jewish) company that held a very high-class fake-casino night.  Martinis served by very pretty staff in santa-hats and expensive prizes for raffle and people with the most chips at the end of the night.  Prizes ranged from iPod (it was new), to digital video camera, 2nights at a resort for you and the Mr/Mrs, an X-box (just released) and a trip for 2 to Paris.

               

              I won nothing but a good time.

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              No Talent Drips

                I really, really hate it.  

                 

                We have a couple of really bad drunks in the office and they will of course start some kind of drama, "I hate you bitch!"  "Not as much as I hate you!"  "Aww give me a hug"  "Your hair looks awful"  "Then fuck you"  etc.

                 

                I'm confused. This sounds fecking awesome. Sounds like you work in production for the Steve Wilkos show...

                 

                You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef

                  I just quit my job so fuck all these people.

                  Runners run.

                  MrH


                    I just quit my job so fuck all these people.

                     

                    Watcha gonna do now?

                     

                    Our little holiday party does involve good food, open bar, and company-provided gifts ranging from a few hundred bucks to a few thousand.

                    The process is the goal.

                    Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

                      Watcha gonna do now?

                       

                      Try to get a running shoe deal maybe?

                       

                      Or if that doesn't work out I have a new gig that starts Jan 2 as a backup plan.

                      Runners run.

                      MrH


                        Or if that doesn't work out I have a new gig that starts Jan 2 as a backup plan.

                         

                         

                        I hope you haven't told the wife & kids about the new gig. It would make the holidays more fun.

                        The process is the goal.

                        Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.


                        Milktruck say relentless

                          Did they give out the annual bonuses already?   Surprised

                           

                          Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                          " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                          ~ R2E

                            We're going bowling for my work Christmas party. I usually don't break 100. Should be fun.

                            How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                            break'n three

                              I work for myself. If I want, I can crank up Silent Night, drink a 6-pack of Pabst and run around naked.
                              MrH


                                I work for myself. If I want, I can crank up Silent Night, drink a 6-pack of Pabst and run around naked.

                                 

                                No Secret Santa?

                                The process is the goal.

                                Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

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