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2012 -- Men's Rankings -- Women's Rankings

Week	Blamee		Notes
May13-May19
May6-May12	Ileneforward
Apr29-May5	Ileneforward
Apr22-Apr28	Ileneforward	schneidr (1:08:24 HM PR)
Apr16-Apr21	Ileneforward
Apr8-Apr15	Ileneforward	BadDawg (2:47:42)	Boston PRs: BD 2:47:42, Scully 2:38:41, bhearn 2:58:14, DaddyO 3:11:05 ebiss 1:54:48 HM PR
Apr1-Apr7	Ileneforward	Gville Kevin (16:53 PR)
Mar25-Mar31	Ileneforward
Mar18-Mar24	Ileneforward	ben (8K PR 24:55)	bhearn 70mi in 12hr. Ladies nursing niggles.
Mar11-Mar17	Ileneforward	BD (HM @ 1:19:05)	Nemo 1OA, flatfooter mag model, PRs by (mstuartm, WhoDatRunner, CliveF, abe-mend (frozen), NaderAlfie (!!), ebiss, xhristopher, Bucci, BadDawg), AG win by (mbehr, ebiss), mikey is gonna race a mara
Mar4-Mar10	Ileneforward	Nads (18:22PR @ 5K)	bunch of HMs
Feb25-Mar3	Ileneforward	WG (2F @ 50K)	5:19:38
Feb18-Feb24	Ileneforward	Don S (Ragnar)	6:26 pace for his legs (44mi)
Feb11-Feb17	PaulyGram	Don S (1:19 HM)
Feb4-Feb10	PaulyGram	G Kevin (17:04 PR)	After eating donuts, WG passes everybody
Jan28-Feb3	PaulyGram	WhoDat (57:30 7m)	Bob can eat 60 gels
Jan21-Jan27	PaulyGram	Wing (mara 14m PR)	Nads 5:01 1500
Jan14-Jan20	PaulyGram	Trent (50K PR)	Big PR for Wing
Jan7-Jan13	Ileneforward	flatfooter (won 50K)
Jan2-Jan6	Ileneforward	lagwagon (mara w ice)	Ennay ran legs out, Ilene ran in night and scared homeless
Dec24-Jan1	Ileneforward	X (10K PR)	HMs: stadjak, Q+lil'Q. R2W dropped his beer.
Dec17-Dec23	Ileneforward	Mikey (4:58.94 mi)	fuck the marathon
Dec10-Dec16	Ileneforward	Ternt (sub-12 50mi)	WG 128mi 24hr in pouring rain!
Dec3-Dec9	Ileneforward	greaso84 (4:34CR!)	xc rocked xc, r2w over crazy course, rozzie, ghostwood, EDRW and heather all ran great, and our hot guys, sully, bhearn, and bash all PRd their marathon, and bash finally BQd
Nov26-Dec2	Ileneforward	waffs (22:56 5K PR)	Troy! Tea olive, paulygram, J-Lee-C, lagwagon, bash, mikeymike, me, NC runner, Imarunneralso, Eric M, joldfather!
Nov19-25	Ileneforward	lagwagon (30:37 5mi PR)
Nov12-18	Ileneforward	Ben (2:34 Monkey CR)	monkey vs Philly !
Nov5-11	Ileneforward	JBerger (1:32:54 HM PR)	lagwagon (HM PR), Willie_MN back from dead, Don S. (17:08 5K win), Troy (19:33 5K PR), dspeer (4:42 50K PR), Jeff (50:32 @ 9mi)
Oct29-Nov4	Ileneforward	AP (17:59 5K)	Ilene (2:00:34 HM PR), Schneider (19:10 6K), J-Lee-C (36:01 10K PR)
Oct22-Oct28	Ileneforward	bhearn (3:56:53 50K PR)	Mikeymike (17:06 pain tunnel), Jill_B (4:04:15 PR), lapwagon (18:39 PR)
Oct15-Oct21	Ileneforward	mikeymike (1:20:37 HM)	PRs: runpd (3:00:30), Gville Kevin (3:06:45), Greg C (3:10:12), just devin (1:32:08), EGH3 (1:29:06), L_Master (17:51), JBerger (19:59), Nads (1:27:16), AP (37:25)
Oct8-Oct14	Ileneforward	runpd (1:27:23 PR)	PRs: amcneice (43:37), just devin (19:20), Joe. (1:50:33)
Oct1-Oct7	Ileneforward	BadDawg (2:50:04 mara PR)	JBerger(20:25PR)! Paulygram(17:10)! Parklife(16:51PR)! bzaganjo(3:06:11PR)!
Sep24-Sep30	Ileneforward	schneider (2:26:52 mara PR)	Was jetzt hündin?
Sep17-Sep23	Ileneforward	EGH3 (1:29:20 HM)	(9min PR by EGH3)
Sep10-Sep16	Ileneforward	just devin (sub-20 5K)	Nads is on drugs
Sep4-Sep9	Ileneforward	schneider (25K PR)	Extendedsolo (17:52), Mississippi (3F @ 100K), corland (18:46 PR)
Aug27-Sep3	Ileneforward	Pauly (ultra)
Aug20-Aug26	Ileneforward	Willie_MN (trail)	Gville (sub-5 mi)
Aug13-19	Ileneforward	bzaganjo (Timberman)	great performance by decrepit old broken-backed Bash
Aug6-Aug12	PaulyGram	Candice S. (1F mara)
Jul30-Aug5	PaulyGram	drrbradford	drrbradford: 1500 in 4:00 and 10000 in 30:48
Jul 23-Jul29	PaulyGram	extendedsolo (5m 7mi PR)	HM: DnR (12s 1mi PR), BHearn (2h 50mi PR)
Jul17-Jul22	Candice S.	Gville Kevin (5:06.7 mi)
Jul9-Jul15	WrigleyGirl	Troy (5K PR 26s)	HM: DrewEOB 5:35mi, bhearn 5:11 50K, bzaganjo 39:30
Jul2-Jul8	WrigleyGirl	xchristopher (18:34 PR)	HM: extendedsolo 25:55 PR, bhearn 3:07:46, Greg_C 19:36 drrBradford 14:55
Jun25-Jul1	WrigleyGirl	AP (1500 PR)	scary rules start this week!
Jun18-Jun24	Sees-the-Ground	bhearn (WS100)	HM: DaddyO debut 100K
Jun11-Jun17	Sees-the-Ground	runpd (4@27:26 w str)
Jun4-Jun10	Sees-the-Ground	Willie_MN (18:55)	Willie_MN: 2nd in 5K, 1st in 800 & 400 @ state mstrs champs
May29-Jun3	Sees-the-Ground	Don S (24hr debut)
May21-May28	Sees-the-Ground	Vilch(3:00:15.7 debut)	4 2-balls for PaulyGram (10K+5K on Sat & on Mon)
May14-May20	Sees-the-Ground	BadDawg (3:01:31)
May7-May14	Sees-the-Ground	Willie_MN (1:27:03)
Apr30-May6	Sees-the-Ground	Don S (3:10 pacer)
Apr23-Apr29	EGH3	Willie_MN (39:00)	HMs: Candice S. (1:44), bhearn (3:12), highonrunning (17:10)
Apr17-Apr22	EGH3	Hannibal Granite (19:31,win)	HMs: Jeff (15:48), TanyaS (win,2OA), DB (sub-3)
Apr9-15, Apr 16	EGH3	schneider (2:33:45)	HMs: Candice S*, DrewEOB, Don, Jeff
Apr2-Apr8	EGH3	drrbradford (30:54)	HMs: Don S
Mar27-Apr1	Ileneforward	Daddyo (18:40 PR)	HMs: gumbee, Jill, kevin, Rick
Mar20-Mar25	Ileneforward	rockenmamaof5 (8:43 50M)
Mar12-Mar18	Ileneforward	TeaOlive (3:56:46 4min PR)	HMS: BadDawg, Nader, DB
Mar6-Mar11	Ileneforward	AP
Feb28-Mar4	Ileneforward	xchristopher
Feb21-Feb26	Ileneforward	TeaOlive	HMs: CharlieT, greaso
Feb14-Feb19	Ileneforward	amcniece
Feb7-Feb12	Ileneforward	Jeff (Runner B)
Jan 30 - Feb 5	Ileneforward	ebiss
Jan 23 - Jan 29	PaulyGram	greaso	runner-up: Ilene
Jan 16 - Jan 22	PaulyGram	TeaOlive
Jan 9 - Jan 15	PaulyGram	DoppleBock	HMs: Ilene, bhearn
Jan 2 - Jan 8	PaulyGram	Ennay	HMs: Riggs (HM^2), greaso84

2011 -- Men's Rankings -- Women's Rankings

Week	Blamee		Notes
Dec 26 - Jan 1	Joe.	ChrisUK
Dec 19 - Dec 25	Joe.	Ileneforward	HMs: AP
Dec 12 - Dec 18	Joe.	Troy(20:57,PR)	HMs: Trent(12:53), Bash(18:10,PR), Ilene(44:08,1AG), BadDawg(18:17,2AG)
Dec 05 - Dec 11	Joe.	AP	HMs: TRC(PR), TanyaS, Greaso(2:59), Jeff(16:02)
Nov 28 - Dec 4	ebiss	drrbradford	HMs: PaulyGram, TeaOlive, Troy
Nov 21 - Nov 27	ebiss	Ileneforward	HMs: Charlie, Jeff, chilidogbeagle, bhearn, PaulyGram
Nov 14 - Nov 20	ebiss	NaderAlfie	HMs: DrewEOB, bhearn, HappyFeet, Walt, drrbradford, AP, Nemo
Nov 07 - Nov 13	ebiss	bhearn	HMs: TeaOlive, Charlie T, dallas, PaulyGram, Runnerclay
Oct 24 - Oct 30	Candice C.	The Skootr	HM: chilidogbeagle
Oct 17 - Oct 23	Candice C.	NaderAlfie	HMs: Quint/Little Q
Oct 10 - Oct 16	Candice C.	smalcom	HMs: Eric M, DrewEOB, EGH3, Ilene, pfriese
Oct 03 - Oct 9	Candice C.	Walt.RB
Sep 26 - Oct 2	Candice C.	Soda	HMs: Mishka, jhorner, heather, Nemo
Sep 19 - Sep 25	Candice C.	Drink n Run	HM: BadDawg
Sep 13 - Sep 18	Candice C.	NaderAlfie	HMs: Abe, troyw, runnerclay, DB
Sep 6 - Sep 11	Candice C.	flatfooter	HM: Riggs
Aug 29 - Sep 5	Candice C.	rabutler	HMs: Jeff, Runnerclay, Ilene, Skoot
Aug 22 - Aug 28	Carl A	dallas	dallas: First medal
Aug 15 - Aug 21	Carl A	Purdey
Aug 8 - Aug 14	Carl A	L_Master	CandiceS: First marathon win
Aug 1 - Aug 7	Carl A	Quint	HMs: AP, MandyS, mgerwn, Burnt Toast, Trent
Jul 25 - Jul 31	Hannibal Granite	smalcom	jpd: BQ-10, X: bounced back from car collision, DrB: ran skin off feet, sarah: Beat arch-nemesis at 50M
Jul 18 - Jul 24	Hannibal Granite	L_Master
Jul 11 - Jul 17	Hannibal Granite	L_Master
Jul 5 - Jul 10	Hannibal Granite	AP
Jun 27 - Jul 4	Hannibal Granite	AP
Jun 20 - Jun 26	Ileneforward	The Skooter
Jun 13 - Jun 19	Ileneforward	Trent
Jun 06 - Jun 12	The Skootr	smalcom
Jun 01 - Jun 05	The Skootr	MandyS
May 23 - May 30	The Skootr	Seanv2
May 16 - May 22	EGH3	bhearn
May 09 - May 15	EGH3	PaulyGram
May 02 - May 08	EGH3	DrewEOB
Didn't see Apr 25 - May 3
Apr 19 - Apr 24	Happyfeet	kmark
Apr 11 - Apr 18	Happyfeet	WannabeeRunner
Apr 4 - Apr 10	Happyfeet	Over_The_Hill
Mar 28 - Apr 3	Ileneforward	nickp
Mar 21 - Mar 27	Ileneforward	MilkTruck
Mar 15 - Mar 20	Ileneforward	BadDawg
Mar 8 - Mar 13	Ileneforward	AP
Mar 1 - Mar 6	Ileneforward	Riggs
Feb 21 - Feb 27	The Skootr	bzaganjo
Feb 14 - Feb 20	The Skootr	arlahile
Feb 7 - Feb 13	The Skootr	TanyaS
Jan 31 - Feb 6	The Skootr	dfbourg
Jan 29 - Janurary 30	C-R	WrigleyGirl
Haven't seen Jan 24-Jan 28
Jan 17 - Jan 23	C-R	mgerwn
Jan 10 - Jan 16	C-R	Run To Win
Jan 3 - Jan 9	C-R	Eric M

2010  --   Men's Rankings   --   Women's Rankings

Week
Dec 27 - Jan 2 Racing	The Skootr
Dec 20 - 26 Racing	Hasher Rick
Dec 13 - 19 Racing	BadDawg
Dec 6 - 12 Racing	Quint
Nov 29 - Dec 5 Racing	NaderAlfie
Nov 22 - 28 Racing	Father Russia
Nov 15 - 21 Racing	lostinthenet3
Nov 8 - 14 Racing	amcneice
Nov 1 - 7 Racing	pfetro
Oct 25 - 31 Racing	Candice C.
Oct 18 - 24 Racing	E_rainrun
Oct 11 - 17 Racing	DrewEOB
Oct 4 - 10 Racing	T-Bone
Sep 27 - Oct 3 Racing	slimbo
Sep 20 - 26 Racing	L Train
Sep 13 - 19 Racing	Diamond J
Sep 7 - 12 Racing	bzaganjo
Aug 30 - Sep 6 Racing	Seanv2
Aug 23 - 29 Racing	runpd
Aug 16 - 22 Racing	Thunder
Aug 9 - 15 Racing	Walt.RB
Aug 2 - 8 Racing	Purdey
July 26 - Aug 1 Racing	mikeymike
July 19 - 25 Racing	kmark
July 12 - 18 Racing	MandyS
July 6 - 11 Racing	Greg_C
June 28 - July 5 Racing	MilkTruck
June 21 - 27 Racing	corland
June 14 - 20 Racing	smalcolm
June 7 - 13 Racing	Ennay
June 1 - 6 Racing	dspeer
May 24 - 31 Racing	zimmerpk
May 17 - 23 Racing	iceman
May 10 - 16 Racing	Dopple Bock
May 3 - 9 Racing	m_fetro
Apr 27 - May 2 Racing	Riggs
PotatoHead took over from Dakota
Apr 20-26 Racing	roots
Apr 12-19 Racing	dnephin
Apr 5-11 Racing	another one
Mar 29 - Apr 4 Racing	kmark
Mar 22-28 Racing	WrigleyGirl
Mar 15-21 Racing	iceman
Mar 8-14 Racing	another one
Mar 1-7 Racing	Purdey
Feb 22-28 Racing	greaso84
Feb 15-21 Racing	Thunder
Feb 8-14 Racing	WrigleyGirl
Feb 1-7 Racing	Dickey
Jan 25-31 Racing	iceman
Jan 18-24 Racing	Thunder
Jan 11-17 Racing	greaso84
Jan 4-10 Racing	arlahile

2009 -- Men's Rankings -- Women's Rankings

Week
Dec 28 - Jan 3 Racing	tmorin
Dec 21-27 Racing	iceman
Dec 14-20 Racing	smalcolm
Dec 7-13 Racing	another one
Nov 30 - Dec 6 Racing	The Skootr
Nov 23-29 Racing	jdmcgregor
Nov 16-22 Racing	schneidr
Nov 9-15 Racing	T-Bone
Nov 2-8 Racing	MrPHinNJ
Oct 26 - Nov 1 Racing	Thunder
Oct 19-25 Racing	Riggs
Oct 12-18 Racing	runlizzy
Oct 5-11 Racing	Candice C.
Sep 28 - Oct 4 Racing	tmorin
Sep 21-27 Racing	Jeff
Sep 14-20 Racing	Roth Runner
Sep 8-13 Racing	MrPHinNJ
Aug 31 - Sep 7 Racing	jpdeaux
Aug 24-30 Racing	Chaloo
Aug 17-23 Racing	BadDawg
Aug 10-16 Racing	mgerwn
Aug 3-9 Racing	rockenmamof5
July 27-Aug 2 Racing	L Train
July 20-26 Racing	Jerry-
July 13-19 Racing	mikeymike
July 6-12 Racing	<a href="/logs/3241b889bcb84f468648d31a46e1e515/profil

Your mom said we had to quit. We liked her boobs too much.

it turned into this.

 

pathetic, really.

All we know are the facts, ma'am.

Your mom said we had to quit. We liked her boobs too much.

Well, she's dead now, so we don't have to worry about that.  Let's resume the boob threads again.

This brings up and interesting question.  If my mom looked like Morgan Fairchild (since they're roughly the same age), and people were posting pics of her because they thought she was hot, would I be embarrassed or proud?

i do not understand the art of conversation.

well, if your mom's dead and also roughly the same age as morgan fairchild, it stands to reason that morgan fairchild is dead. i just didn't know that about ol' morgan and sorry to see her go. speaking of the dead, did you hear that harry morgan (a.k.a. colonel potter) died today? yeah. so, that makes two morgans. (also, one harry potter... sort of.)

I'm trying to follow your reasoning but I was never good at math or logic.

You know the Morgan that will never die?

The art of Logic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

  CROWD:  A witch!  A witch!  A witch!  We've got a witch!  A witch!
  VILLAGER #1:  We have found a witch, might we burn her?
  CROWD:  Burn her!  Burn!
  BEDEMIR:  How do you know she is a witch?
  VILLAGER #2:  She looks like one.
  BEDEMIR:  Bring her forward.
  WITCH:  I'm not a witch.  I'm not a witch.
  BEDEMIR:  But you are dressed as one.
  WITCH:  They dressed me up like this.
  CROWD:  No, we didn't... no.
  WITCH:  And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
  BEDEMIR:  Well?
  VILLAGER #1:  Well, we did do the nose.
  BEDEMIR:  The nose?
  VILLAGER #1:  And the hat -- but she is a witch!
  CROWD:  Burn her!  Witch!  Witch!  Burn her!
  BEDEMIR:  Did you dress her up like this?
  CROWD:  No, no... no ... yes.  Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
  VILLAGER #1:  She has got a wart.
  BEDEMIR:  What makes you think she is a witch?
  VILLAGER #3:  Well, she turned me into a newt.
  BEDEMIR:  A newt?
  VILLAGER #3:  I got better.
  VILLAGER #2:  Burn her anyway!
  CROWD:  Burn!  Burn her!
  BEDEMIR:  Quiet, quiet.  Quiet!  There are ways of telling whether
      she is a witch.
  CROWD:  Are there?  What are they?
  BEDEMIR:  Tell me, what do you do with witches?
  VILLAGER #2:  Burn!
  CROWD:  Burn, burn them up!
  BEDEMIR:  And what do you burn apart from witches?
  VILLAGER #1:  More witches!
  VILLAGER #2:  Wood!
  BEDEMIR:  So, why do witches burn?
      [pause]
  VILLAGER #3:  B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
  BEDEMIR:  Good!
  CROWD:  Oh yeah, yeah...
  BEDEMIR:  So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
  VILLAGER #1:  Build a bridge out of her.
  BEDEMIR:  Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
  VILLAGER #2:  Oh, yeah.
  BEDEMIR:  Does wood sink in water?
  VILLAGER #1:  No, no.
  VILLAGER #2:  It floats!  It floats!
  VILLAGER #1:  Throw her into the pond!
  CROWD:  The pond!
  BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?
  VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
  VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
  VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!
  VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
  VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!
  VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
  VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
  VILLAGER #3:  Churches -- churches!
  VILLAGER #2:  Lead -- lead!
  ARTHUR:  A duck.
  CROWD:  Oooh.
  BEDEMIR:  Exactly!  So, logically...,
  VILLAGER #1:  If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
  BEDEMIR:  And therefore--?
  VILLAGER #1:  A witch!
  CROWD:  A witch!

ilene raced over 300 miles this year!