2000 miles stalked by Olympic Committee

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    fuck you, so what if i rode the short bus.

     You're upset about the 10mm thing aren't you?

     

    I'll let you punch my telephone pole.

    How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


    break'n three

      I had a wonderful idea, given to me at breakfast actually, by this random 2:28 guy that sleeps in the same bed as me...

       

      There you go.  Qualifying everything by speed again. 

       

      Anyway, I beat you all.  My wife reckons I'm about a 10:00 guy in bed. The fucking fastest she has ever had.  What now biatches?

      What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials

        candice - you do know that sleeping in the same bed with a 2:28-er won't make you any faster, right?

         

         

        mta: purdey sorta beat me to it.

           Well said.

           

          And speaking of my PRs...I was just talking to Jake (jgoldsborough) yesterday about how lame it is that my marathon PR is 3:10 and my 5k PR is 20:21.

           

          What did Purdey say? Different strokes? Something like that.

           

          I guess the thing is though...I ran 4 marathons last year. I ran 2 5ks....at the end of high mileage weeks.

           

          My 5K and half PR's say I should be faster at the marathon, but it hasn't worked out. Different strokes...

          And my training sucked. But whatever.


          We've Got Big Hills


            What did Purdey say? Different strokes? Something like that.

             

            Why is Purdey always talking about wanking?

               You're upset about the 10mm thing aren't you?

               

              I'll let you punch my telephone pole.

               

              Is this some innuendo I don't understand?


              The King of Beasts

                 You're upset about the 10mm thing aren't you?

                 

                I'll let you punch my telephone pole.

                 

                no, that was actually my attempt at humor, i apologize.

                 

                i was talking about my mental speed or lack thereof.

                "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”


                Prince of Fatness


                  I guess the thing is though...I ran 4 marathons last year. I ran 2 5ks....at the end of high mileage weeks.

                   

                  Stop making excuses.  Maybe you're just not a fast 5Ker.

                  The jogger formerly known as MrPHinNJ

                    Hey Potato Head... this is nice:



                    Good training. What's the target?

                      candice - you do know that sleeping in the same bed with a 2:28-er won't make you any faster, right?

                       

                       

                      mta: purdey sorta beat me to it.

                       No shit??? Damn...why the hell did I move to MN then...

                       

                      Could you not have told me this sooner?

                      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                      break'n three

                      Scout7


                      CPT Curmudgeon

                        Christ in a race car.....

                         

                        There are days when I seriously question what the fuck is wrong with some of you people.

                         

                        The private group idea is fantastic.  I'm liking it more and more with each thread.

                           

                          Stop making excuses.  Maybe you're just not a fast 5Ker.

                           Oh that can't be it.

                           

                           

                          Wink

                          How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                          break'n three


                          Inhale

                            Christ in a race car.....

                             

                            There are days when I seriously question what the fuck is wrong with some of you people.

                             

                            The private group idea is fantastic.  I'm liking it more and more with each thread.

                             

                            I KNOW, RIGHT?

                            Yes, I do "run in this."  So should you.  The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.

                               

                              Why is Purdey always talking about wanking?

                               

                              I think that what Purdey actually said was "Horses for courses".

                               

                              Nothing about masturbation.  Which is strange because that is exactly what started this thread, believe it or not.

                               

                              What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles; Miles of Trials

                                 No shit??? Damn...why the hell did I move to MN then...

                                 

                                Could you not have told me this sooner?

                                 

                                sorry - I don't work weekends.