2000 miles of dating 35000 yr olds

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All tweaking aside, here's today's REAL big news!!! (Read 447 times)


A Saucy Wench

     

    Yes you are.  Eventually.

     They could try changing diapers with their eyes closed and see how long the mystery remains.

    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

    "It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer

    "I don't care how old I live! I just want to be LIVING while I am living - Jack LaLanne.
    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
    I failed the 12 minute run at 15...BQ'd at 38


    We've Got Big Hills

       They could try changing diapers with their eyes closed and see how long the mystery remains.

       

      Ever change a little boy's diaper?  They can announce their gender.

      I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

       

      Poor baby

         

        Ever change a little boy's diaper?  They can announce their gender.

         Yeah, I was thinking the mystery would remain until they got pee on their face.

        ~Sara
        It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. ~ Jimmy Dugan

          Congrats!!

           

          Those photos creep me out though. Why is it so big already? I thought it was just supposed to have fingernails or something.

          How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


          break'n three


          The King of Beasts

            good work.

             

            happy times.

            "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

            “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
            "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”
              Ben just reminded me that she's like 6 months pregnant already or something. No wonder it's so big! I get it now. I thought she was just like a month along.

              How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


              break'n three

                Great stuff. Enjoy the ride, Skootr
                  Very awesome, The Skootr!

                  Amy


                  You'll ruin your knees!

                     Yeah, I was thinking the mystery would remain until they got pee on their face.

                     This is perfect for the little Skootie-pie...

                    ...the peepee teepee

                    ""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)" “We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full!” - Proust


                    A Saucy Wench

                       Yeah, I was thinking the mystery would remain until they got pee on their face.

                       You know my daughter peed on me several times.  I dont think my son ever did.    Of course now he is mostly potty trained which at 3 involves most surfaces of the bathroom.

                      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                      "It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer

                      "I don't care how old I live! I just want to be LIVING while I am living - Jack LaLanne.
                      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
                      I failed the 12 minute run at 15...BQ'd at 38


                      We've Got Big Hills

                        The problem with the peepee teepee is that by time you put one on, it is often too late.  Just keep that loaded gun covered at all times.

                        I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

                         

                        Poor baby


                        Blondie

                          OMG - I can see it now.

                           

                          2000 miles in a peepee teepee

                           

                          ROFLM Ass O


                          Prince of Fatness

                             You know my daughter peed on me several times.  I dont think my son ever did.    Of course now he is mostly potty trained which at 3 involves most surfaces of the bathroom.

                             

                            You're kidding, right?  As soon as the chill comes out from the diaper being stripped, they go.  My first was a girl, so it was BFD, clean it up.  But the second was a boy.  The get a little woody, and it's a fire hose.  I just blocked it with my hand.  The shit you do for kids.

                            There is a long dark road ahead of me.


                            A Saucy Wench

                               

                              You're kidding, right?  As soon as the chill comes out from the diaper being stripped, they go.  My first was a girl, so it was BFD, clean it up.  But the second was a boy.  The get a little woody, and it's a fire hose.  I just blocked it with my hand.  The shit you do for kids.

                               No, I am not kidding.  My son rarely peed with his diaper off unless he was in the bath.  He liked bathing in urine.  On the other hand he also liked bathing in poop.  My daughter never pooped in the bath.      The shit you clean up for kids.

                              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                              "It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer

                              "I don't care how old I live! I just want to be LIVING while I am living - Jack LaLanne.
                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
                              I failed the 12 minute run at 15...BQ'd at 38

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