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Jan 2. - Jan. 8 Racing Thread (Read 1308 times)


HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

    Some chick I passed on the big uphill right before 6 tried to out sprint me at the finish.  I wasnt going to do a sprint and take out the 2 people in front of me but I wasnt going to put up with that shit either. 

     

     

     

    This is where it would be most appropriate to include a photo of you elbowing your way through the people in front of you. Congratulations on the fast run and strong finish.

    It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


    HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

      Racing my own trail race. It's a 5K (more or less). Guess I'll say goal = win. Is that bad conduct for RD?

       

      Complete failure, but it was exciting. 

       

      A local HS coach brought some of his XC runners and I hung at the trail edge of the lead pack through about 1.75mi. Then I twisted my ankle -- whilst calling some directions to them and stupidly not focusing on terrain beneath my feet.  So then there was what should have been a nice walking break, but some pain in my ankle detracted a bit from the leisurely stroll -- that plus people coming past me. I did start running again later, and came in 11th at 22:18.

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


      Blaine Moore (MM#2867)

        Awesome day for a run and had a lot of fun, but big ol' fail. Stopped after 3 loops when my achilles got a little tight late in the loop. Being healthy next week is more important than finishing this week. Houston is much more expensive.

        Run to Win
        23 Marathons, 10 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)



          Surprised. Now I'm really pumped for my next Marathon on March 4th. 

          Results self-timed (No one else ran the marathon this year):

          Chan - 20 miles: 1:54:30

          Ryan - 19.65mi: 2:14ish (Sick all week)

          Tony - 19.65mi: 2:14ish

          Greg -13.1mi: 1:28ish

          Eric - 13.1mi: 1:28ish

          Brian - 13.1mi: 1:28ish

          Andrew - 6.55mi: 44:00

           

          This is a fun run usually I would expect wind, snow and ice; but this winter has been nice. 30 degrees at the start I wanted to use it as a long tempo run.

           

          Chan put about 50-60seconds on me from miles 16-20 he was shooting for 5:20's at the end. He is shooting to be in sub 2:18 shape for Boston as a last chance qualifier for London.

           

          The first mile was slow (6:48); I was just looking to start out easy and work into it. Right at the first mile marker Chan and I broke off from the group; I don't know who was setting the pace but it was like boom 6:02, 6:01, 5:54... 5:40's...5:30's. Chan threw in a few surges around mile 10 at 5:20 pace, but I didn't take the bait. At the half I felt good, but I missed a chance to grab a drink of water so I only had 3-4 ounces at 6.55mi and 19.35mi. With 7 miles to go I knew I was going to finish somewhere between 2:33 and 2:29. Finished in 2:30:30 on a perfect day; I wish the weather could have been this nice at Chicago. Great run for the end of a 100+ mile week. I hope the weather stays nice, I would like to get in a few more solid workouts before March.


          The Greaser

            1:19:58, awful, 4 OA.


            HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer


              The first mile was slow (6:48); I was just looking to start out easy and work into it. Right at the first mile marker Chan and I broke off from the group; I don't know who was setting the pace but it was like boom 6:02, 6:01, 5:54... 5:40's...5:30's. Chan threw in a few surges around mile 10 at 5:20 pace, but I didn't take the bait. At the half I felt good, but I missed a chance to grab a drink of water so I only had 3-4 ounces at 6.55mi and 19.35mi. With 7 miles to go I knew I was going to finish somewhere between 2:33 and 2:29. Finished in 2:30:30 on a perfect day; I wish the weather could have been this nice at Chicago. Great run for the end of a 100+ mile week. I hope the weather stays nice, I would like to get in a few more solid workouts before March.

               

              Helluva training race - congratulations.

              It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


              A Saucy Wench

                This is where it would be most appropriate to include a photo of you elbowing your way through the people in front of you. Congratulations on the fast run and strong finish.

                 As it turned out I elbowed 3 people fending off the chick. 

                I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                 

                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                  Are your arms scraped up at all, or did you have some cool rollerball girl elbow pads on?

                  It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


                  Swamp Turtle

                    Half Marathon 2:59:19

                     

                    Marathon 5:28:33

                     

                    Had a great time and definitely doing this again next year!

                    We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB

                      2:03 for me. Sister conned convinced me to switch legs so I started 1st leg in the very last corral. Some of those people are quite, eh, em, pedestrian. Spent the morning passing peeps. I do believe each mile was faster than the last.

                      Raised a bunch of bucks for a great cause so the race was gravy.

                       

                       


                      Fast is better than long

                        Congratulations to all of this weekends racers.

                         

                        Now to the part of owning the thread that blows Disapprove  ...

                         

                        I do not have flatfooter's results so that makes granting him the Eight ball difficult. If flatfooter comes in sub 2:50, he can share the Eight ball.

                         

                        ebiss, just completing that much running is quite the feat, but the some of the females married to really fast males from the Minneapolis area complain about the award going to the most mileage, besides you're goal was to extract pain and your experience was made to sound too blissful.

                         

                        I'm going to DQ Riggs, because it was not a sanctioned event, but I am still giving him an HM(hell: HM^2). That's just a flat out STUD training run. You were 10 minutes faster than expected and by all accounts rans a very smart race run.

                         

                        Another HM goes out to greaso84. While I know your expectations were loftier, that is not a performance to sneeze at, kudos.

                         

                        So the Eight ball is going to go to Ennay. 90 seconds ahead of projected goal and the use of brute force in a footrace to finish with a 2nd in AG warrants this weeks award. Default not needed, congrats.

                         

                        May all the niggles be healed and lessons to be learned lead us to another week of racing

                        2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                        Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                        Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                        What in the Jehu?


                        Milktruck say relentless

                          Great job Paulygram, you should do this whole month!  Cool

                           

                          Congratulations, Ennay!!  kudos!

                           

                          Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                          " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                          ~ R2E


                          Fast is better than long

                            Great job Paulygram, you should do this whole month!  Cool

                             

                            Congratulations, Ennay!!  kudos!

                             

                             

                            Dr@t one of my best pieces of advice to guys it to launder the red towels with the whites, overpack the dishwasher and vacuum up the extention cords to avoid the hosehold duties.

                             

                            Physician, heal thyself. (.)(.)

                            2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                            Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                            Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                            What in the Jehu?

                              Congrats Ennay!  Brute force, way to go.

                              steph  

                               

                              OCD  If you don't laugh ...   


                              Swamp Turtle

                                Congrats Ennay!

                                 

                                Great racing everyone.

                                We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB

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