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November 19 - 25 racing thread (Read 790 times)


Milktruck say relentless

    Who all is trotting with the turkeys or otherwise racing this week?

     

    Name Distance Date Race Goal Results Commentary
    Ileneforward

     6.2 miles

     11/22  Plymouth Rock n Run

     57:00

     55:35

     2nd AG!
    BCR

     3.1 miles

     11/22  random 5k

     33:00

     33:07

     pacing 8 year old (10 year old ran too!)
    Seanv2

     4.78 miles

     11/22  Manchester Road Race

     48:00?

     48:10

     $2 beer!
    Gville Kevin

     3.1 miles

     11/24  Run Santa Run

     <17:30

     17:33

     PR!  2 OA!  took water from kid!
    Don S

     3.1 miles 

     11/23  Races for Aces 5k

     don't fuck up!

    no fuck up

     donate 

    http://givemn.razoo.com/story/Don-Sullivan-Fundraising-For-2012-Races-For-Aces

    Don S

     6.2 miles

     11/22  Drumstick Dash 10k

     

     35:26

     posted after  PR!  1st AG!
    jdmcgregor

     26.2 miles

     11/25 Seattle marathon

     <3:00:00

     3:04:43

    course PR!
    Paulygram

     1 mile

     11/20  Beer mile

     <6:00

     7:58

    2nd OA! 4 beers
    Willie MN

     3.1 miles

     11/22 Dan Gibbons Turkey Trot

     <23:00

     21:41

     lovin' every minute!
    extendedsolo

     5 miles

     11/22

    Scott County Family Y Turkey Trot

     A=<30

     B=<31

     30:38

    PR! 3rd AG!  can of yams!
    Jill_B

     3.1 miles

     11/22

     Chesterbrook Turkey Trot

     23:00

     

    legs are wonky
    lagwagon  Eight ball

     5 miles

     11/24

     Westfield Turkey Trot

     <33:00

     30:37

    PR!  beat Petraeus and Paula!
    EGH3

     3 miles

     11/25

     Tanner Ta Tas Inaugural Running of the Bulls

     <24:00

     19:13

     5th OA! PR!  3rd AG!
    Bad Dawg

     3 miles

     11/25

     Running of the Bulls

     run with lead bulls

     17:37

     PR!  3rd bull OA!
    HStreet

     3.1 miles

     11/22

     Turkey Trot 5k

     

     28:38

     1st in AG!  on Monkey legs!

     

    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
    ~ R2E

    BCR


      I'm pacing my 8 year old son to about a 33:00 min 5K.  My first pacing duties.  Only goal is not to walk. 

       

      How in the hell are you running again?  You did not run Monkey hard enough :-)

      2013 Goals: 

      • Sub 18:30 5K ()
      • Sub 1:29:30 1/2 marathon (1:29:52 try at Heart Mini 3-18-2012 )   
      • Sub 3:010:00 Marathon ()

        Name: Seanv2

         

        Distance: 4.78

         

        Date: 11/22

         

        Race: Manchester Road Race 

         

        Goal: 48:00? 

         

        This race is crowded as hell and I'm fat and slow. 

        Have you qualified for Boston? I want to interview you!

        Message me!

         

        www.miloandthecalf.com

         

          Name

          Distance

          Date

          Race

          Goal

          Results

          Commentary

          Gville Kevin

          5K

          11/24

           Run Santa Run

          <17:30

           

           

           

          Thought I was done racing for 2012 after Baystate, but…nagging goal of sub 17:30 5k still hanging out there. Aiming for a no-watch, just-run-baby, detached, cheetah steak eating, blow out. With XC season over, college kids home from school, super flat course, this has the makings of a good one…

          But Och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear!
          An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear!


          Alive & Running

            I'm not racing, but I am race director for a 5K that benefits an after-school tutoring / mentoring program for inner-city kids.  I'm just hoping I don't fuck it up and it can be successful enough to start a Black Friday racing tradition in Minneapolis.

             

            Name: Don S

            Distance: 3.1 miles

            Date: 11/23

            Race: Races 4 ACES 5K

            Goal: Don't Fuck Up!

            Commentary: Drink lots of Surly at the post-race party.

             

            Since this is a fundraising race I'll also post a shameless plug for anyone that is looking to donate $$ before the end of the year.  Great organization and your donation is tax deductible.  Here's a website to donate and learn more about the organization if interested:

             

            http://givemn.razoo.com/story/Don-Sullivan-Fundraising-For-2012-Races-For-Aces

             



            All business

              Jdmcgregor

              26.2 miles

              11/25

              Seattle Marathon

              Goal: my first <3:00:00

               

              Probably not the easiest race for sub-3, but here it goes...

              "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." J. Handy


              Fast is better than long

                Name

                Distance

                Date

                Race

                Goal

                Results

                Commentary

                PaulyGram

                1 mile

                11/20

                Beer Mile

                < 6

                  With the exception of monkey; worst idea all year.

                 

                There is no way this turns out good. I can't get to the fekkin copier at work today, but a beer mile tonight, sure thing.

                2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                What in the Jehu?

                  Name

                  Distance

                  Date

                  Race

                  Goal

                  Results

                  Commentary

                  Willie

                  5K

                  11/22

                  Dan Gibbons Turkey Trot

                  < 23

                    ran a 46:00 10k on a gimp toe, so let's try to cut that in half for half the distance.


                  Will Crew for Beer

                    Name

                    Distance

                    Date

                    Race

                    Goal

                    Results

                    Commentary

                    PaulyGram

                    1 mile

                    11/20

                    Beer Mile

                    < 6

                      With the exception of monkey; worst idea all year.

                     

                    There is no way this turns out good. I can't get to the fekkin copier at work today, but a beer mile tonight, sure thing.

                    Have you run a Beer Mile before? That's a pretty aggressive goal. I see you can run the mile in under 5 minutes, but that only leaves you a minute to drink 4 beers. That would be pretty impressive.

                     

                    Good Luck! Big grin

                    2013 Goal: HM < 1:45:00


                    Fast is better than long

                      Have you run a Beer Mile before? That's a pretty aggressive goal. I see you can run the mile in under 5 minutes, but that only leaves you a minute to drink 4 beers. That would be pretty impressive.

                       

                      Good Luck! Big grin

                       

                      I garauntee I am not in sub-5 shape today. This goal is way off, but so it is written, so it shall be.

                       

                      No video!!! There should be no evidence when the cops come to haul us away.

                      2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                      Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                      Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                      What in the Jehu?


                      Fast is better than long

                        Name

                        Distance

                        Date

                        Race

                        Goal

                        Results

                        Commentary

                        Willie

                        5K

                        11/22

                        Dan Gibbons Turkey Trot

                        < 23

                          ran a 46:00 10k on a gimp toe, so let's try to cut that in half for half the distance.

                         

                        Chicagolandia?

                        2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                        Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                        Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                        What in the Jehu?

                          Chicagolandia?

                           Yep Yorkville Wink   Julie might bandit with me.  She has a track workout the day before as I originally claimed I'd be shuffling.

                          BUT if my toe feels good and I feel better, I'm going to try and run faster than predicted.  Got to get back in shape somewheres....

                           

                          Or maybe meet her on Saturday and you (?) on Prairie Path Friday or Saturday if you're not dead from your latest shenanigans Big grin


                          Doc, my tooth hurts

                            11/22

                            Scott County Family Y Turkey Trot

                            5 miles 

                            Goal A: Sub 30

                            Goal B: Sub 31

                             

                            I will have PR'd at 5k, 4 mile, 8k, 10k, and half marathon this year. The only distance I didn't PR at this year will be marathon. I'll have to save that for May.


                            I fly.

                              Jill_B - 11/22 - 5k turkey Trot in Chesterbrook, PA... 

                               

                              goal:  hmmm... well, my legs still aren't working all that well, but what the heck, I'll aim for 23 flat... 

                              Bring it on.

                                lagwagon

                                5 miles

                                11/24

                                Westfield Turkey Trot

                                sub 33 min (beat Petraeus and Paula!)

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