My goals for spring are:
1.) do something remarkable at the New Bedford Half Marathon on 3/17
2.) break 17 for 5k soon after that.
I just turned 43 so I'm well past my prime. I'm stubborn as shit and think I know everything, I'm moody and a wise ass, and I have way too much on my plate in real life. In other words I'm a coach's dream.
I'll be accepting bids through, I dunno, next week sometime. Please include in your bid an outline of the training you'd propose, why you think it makes sense for me, and who the hell you think you are.
'Prec.
Runners run.
"run" "to" "eat"
your best coach for a "something remarkable" marathon is bhearn.
i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams
Milktruck say relentless
He said Half marathon. How about a coach that doesn't pay attention? I could do it!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."~ R2E
oh? i thought it was the "new bedford half" marathon.
what?
like, new bedford half is the place and marathon is the event.
new england is wack - they could have a place called new bedford half.
How to be your own best coach
The process is the goal.
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
Have God and Canova already applied?
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
A Saucy Wench
"Until now, only a handful of elite athletes have been able to benefit from his methods."
Therefore, the rest of the elite athletes did not benefit. Are you one of the chosen few?
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
like, new bedford half is the place and marathon is the event. new england is wack - they could have a place called new bedford half.
Other worthwhile destination races (or not)...
Thong Marathon
Batman Marathon
Fake Marathon
Boring Marathon
Shit Marathon
Fucking Marathon
"Way to make Borat look overdressed"
Other worthwhile destination races (or not)... Fucking Marathon
""The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking." Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking". Lindlbauer recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."
Other worthwhile destination races (or not)... Thong Marathon Batman Marathon Fake Marathon Boring Marathon Shit Marathon Fucking Marathon
Don't forget the Muff Marathon, sponsored by the local Muff Diving club.
Are you sure you don't want to come out of marathon retirement?
We all look like we're having so much fun!
How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?
break'n three
Well I would start by telling you to stop cyring about your hamstring and to fucking suck it up. Then I would tell you to stop being a big pansy ass excuse maker about life getting in your way. Man I really hate when people do that. If you have the time to sleep you have the time to run. Let me try that another way. If you have time to shop for shoes you have time to run more? Damn shoe whore.
Stop using your damn age as an excuse. WTF happened to you?
I started to write something and then just thought about what the young MikeyMike would think of himself if he could look into the future to see what he would become when he got into 40's. I'm pretty sure he would have bitch slapped himself and then ran around the globe trying to find the fountain of youth so that he would never grow up to become the pansy ass, excuse making bitch that he would become.
2013 Goals:
Well I would start by telling you to stop cyring about your hamstring and to fucking suck it up. Then I would tell you to stop being a big pansy ass excuse maker about life getting in your way. Man I really hate when people do that. If you have the time to sleep you have the time to run. Let me try that another way. If you have time to shop for shoes you have time to run more? Damn shoe whore. Stop using your damn age as an excuse. WTF happened to you? I started to write something and then just thought about what the young MikeyMike would think of himself if he could look into the future to see what he would become when he got into 40's. I'm pretty sure he would have bitch slapped himself and then ran around the globe trying to find the fountain of youth so that he would never grow up to become the pansy ass, excuse making bitch that he would become.
Stay gold, Bearcat.
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