Ah yes.  That (and the bait thread in cross training about biking) indicates the impending arrival of the RWOL NRR/L&O group.  I could tell you the history there, but most of you don't care.  Aside from speaking a wholly different language, they are quite swamp-like.

 

And no I won't say that outloud so stop PMing me and texting me about it.  (not you dragon lady)

I used to be better at jokes.  Really. 

I was referring to MikeyMike.  And while I was happy to read his intro thread having missed it lo those many years ago, his intro-thread included no references to sparkly thongs or broken bra straps.  Hence, my disappointment.

And now to soft shoe off-stage.

The girl with the broken bra strap could take notes from Dragon on intro threads.

This reminds me of a good friends Dad (RIP "The King") - He was the official nickname giver of anyone he met ... and most nicknames stuck.  I am still MTP (Mikey the Pig).  His wife had multiple nicknames of course.  My favorite was "The Hook" - Basically the idea that you picture below ... anytime he was having too much fun, she would come around and give him the hook and pull him of stage.

It also became generic after a while - Anytime one of us were getting a little our of hand and we would see our wives coming - "Shhhh, here comes The Hook"

I used to be better at jokes.  Really. 

 

I was referring to MikeyMike.  And while I was happy to read his intro thread having missed it lo those many years ago, his intro-thread included no references to sparkly thongs or broken bra straps.  Hence, my disappointment.

 

And now to soft shoe off-stage.

 

Hi Drags!

 

Check out the What Made You Get into Running? post. It's a gem.

Hi Tonya!

Interesting plot, but it needs a continuity supervisor. 

somebody stop me.

 Hell no.  

 Hell no.  

 +1. I'm subscribing to that one. 

 


So do I get to boss the superhero around and bully them in to wearing the GPS locator?  Or do I somehow get it attached without her knowing?  I'll try to keep track, obviously the lack of log means I can't even get a vague idea of whereabouts.  Maybe I should relocate to Minnesota?  The sad thing with that would be losing my small box.

You are apparently unclear about how this works. NO, you do not get to boss around the superhero. You're a sidekick. Does Robin boss Batman around? The little fucker tries, sure, but does Batman listen? NO! He's Batman.

And do you honestly think Batman allows others to look at his log? HELL NO. (at least not until he starts training for a spring marathon, at which point he will begin to rub his awesomness all over peoples faces again)