HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
I was hungry so I called a place across the road and ordered food.
Then I forgot about it.
And I'm still hungry.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
I was hungry so I called a place across the road and ordered food. Then I forgot about it. And I'm still hungry.
I accidentally clicked on this because I thought it said Thunderdailies.
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
Are you saying I'm fat?!
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
I just went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A nice but plain ol' bra. Do you know they don't make any bras without padding? Why does Vicky think I want fat boobs? Push up, yes, fat boobs, no.
Milktruck say relentless
Hey, where did you get a diagram of me?
AmoresPerros, how did you get back in here?
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
" ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."~ R2E
Alive & Running
I went for a run today. Later tonight is internet porn night, or a little thing I like to call Thursday night. Oh fuck, who am I kidding, every night is internet porn night. Thursday is just officially designated for those activities.
Better keep an eye on AP. I seen him out there communicating with The Others.
He seems to be learning their language.
They feel funny to the touch with padding. My fat doesn't feel like that, even when squished in a push up.I guess fat looking boobs are nice to look at, and fat does seem to be the in thing to be. All the fat inside a boob looks like sweetcorn. Sweetcorn gets everywhere.
Better keep an eye on AP. I seen him out there communicating with The Others. He seems to be learning their language.
Who are "The Others" and what language do they speak?
They speak alibi. Or at least I once did. Does that make me an other? A fat one at that?
Damn. I thought this shit hole was a waste of time. That place makes the Swamp almost seem like PBS.
Relax Hoppity, no one said you were fat. Just your boobs.
...Why does Vicky think I want fat boobs? ...
Isn't that the only kind of boobs?
Oh, I forgot saline and synthetics....
Phew. They are pretty fat, or they are quite fatty...I'd say a handful, but I've been told slightly over one (which is odd because my hands are smaller), of lard (or sweetcorn).
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