2000 miles of despotic sighing

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Bitching (Read 117 times)


HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

    It seems like there's a lot of threads that open something like this:

     

    I'm on Will Smith's marathon training plan, and I did my 16 miler, but the 18 miler is on my birthday and I'm traveling the next day. Can I move it forward two days, or should I do it at 3AM, or should I do it in two pieces on the treadmill while the baby is asleep? If I do it on the treadmill, what angle should I use, and should I add extra miles? If I don't run far enough on the treadmill, can I make up for it in the next week's long run?

     

    Also, I'm two miles over my mileage for the week; should I take two miles off next week to compensate?

    It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


    No Talent Drips

      Running is stupid; people is stoopider.

       

      You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef


      Milktruck say relentless

        Does running make you stupider?  Undecided

         

        Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

        " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
        ~ R2E

          All that anaerobic running must be starving our brain of oxygen and killing some cells, so yes running makes us stupider.

            Does running make you stupider?  Undecided

             

            stoopider? of, course


            A Saucy Wench

              Your brain bounces around in your skull and dies a little with every running step.  Like shaken baby syndrome, only slower.

              I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

               

              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                All that anaerobic running must be starving our brain of oxygen and killing some cells, so yes running makes us stupider.

                 

                Seriously, this is something that used to trouble me. Hippocampal cells in particular are very sensitive to oxygen deprivation. But no...

                 

                Start running and watch your brain grow, say scientists

                "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

                  Your brain bounces around in your skull and dies a little with every running step. 

                   

                  your uterus get's a work out as well, no?

                    2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

                      ...or "How do I organize my running stuff?"  That made me realize that I am not serious enough about my running and things related to my running.  If I ever come to RA and ask how to organize my running shit, someone better just tell me to throw it in the fucking closet.

                       

                      Some of you that answered that are too nice.

                      There was a point in my life when I ran. Now, I just run.

                       

                      Back beat, the word was on the street
                      That the fire in your heart is out
                      I'm sure you've heard it all before
                      But you never really had a doubt

                       

                      The Diary of a Once-ran.