2000 miles of spasmodic fucktardts 20200013

April 23 - April 29 dallas Racing Thread (Read 1036 times)

    OK, send them in. I need a volunteer for next week/month. May is tough for me. Have some work travel and other stuff that will make May tough for me to do. Good luck racers. 

     

    Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
    Sees-the-Ground  4 miles  STL Track Club road series  <30  30:44  
    dallas 13.1 Country Music marathon <2:00 2:01:05   
    Ileneforward 5k St. Anthony's 5k 26 28:44   
    TanyaS 13.1 Country Music marathon LMAO  LHAO  Still laughing
    bhearn  26.2  Big Sur  3:05-3:10  3:12  61/3357 OA, 5/264 AG 
    Willie_MN  10k  Get in Gear  <40  39:00  2nd Place Female Masters and winner of a age division Eight ball
    Don S  26.2  Pine Line marathon  2:44:59   2:57:25 1OA Win!
    mbehr  5k  Still Shuffle 5k <16  16:25 2OA   
    Candice S 10k Get in Gear <40 40:25  1:44 PR 
    Strings_n_88keys  26.2  Kentucky Derby Festival Marathon

    Goal A: sub-4.

    4:14:10  toe still intact
    Mississippi 26.2 DE Trail marathon

    no broken bones

    Success  1.5 bonus miles
    Mississippi 3.1 miles Jill's Race

    not look hungover

    Success  10 yo son's first 5k - very cool.  
    highonrunning 5k  Animal Orphanage 5k run w/dog   17:11 1OA  Win!
    pfriese 26.2  OKC Memorial Marathon 3:40 BQ  5:19   

     


    barefootin'

      Sees-The-Ground    4 Mile   STL Track Club Road Series      sub 30 min

       

       

      Result:  30:44

       

      very nice race!  temp 82F hottest race for me ever.  PR by 1 minute (and 30F warmer) for the 4 mile over last year which was about 50F and rain.

      Bill Wagnon / stl


      barefootin'

        I can track next week / month - anything special I need to know?

        Bill Wagnon / stl


        Hoodoo Guru

            Now that's the kind of respect I have long felt I deserved here, like a pearl among swine.

           

           

           

          Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
           Dallas  13.1m  Country Music Marathon  <2:00  

           They should rename this the Dallas Country

          Music Marathon, although I can understand the confusion

          that may cause.

          The tangents are moot.

          Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

           

            I can track next week / month - anything special I need to know?

             

            Nope. But here is a handy dandy reference guide.  Would be great if you could take May and then pawn it off on someone for June. We used to have a monthly sign-up sheet somewhere. Thanks for taking it over!

             


            Milktruck say relentless

              Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
               Ileneforward  3.1 miles  St. Anthony's 5k  26:00    no comment

               

               

              from the website

              "Join us for the race fun and stay for the post-race party at Belmont Brewing Companywhere participants can enjoy reduced-price Breakfast Burritos, Beer, Mimosas, or Bloody Marys."

               

              Smile

               

              Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

              " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
              ~ R2E

                Country Music Half:  13.1 dressed as a dragon with 10 other people.

                 

                Goal: Laugh my ass off.

                  Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                   bhearn marathon   Big Sur 3:05 - 3:10?    Not sure how much I saved after Boston, also depends on weather. Usually a headwind. Course PR is 3:38. Best part will be soaking in the hot tubs at Ventana.

                  "Way to make Borat look overdressed"

                    Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                     Willie_MN  10K  Get In Gear  Sub 40:00    come on neg split, don't fail me now...
                    DoppleBock


                      Stay smooth and wind it up the last 2.2 

                       

                      Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                       Willie_MN  10K  Get In Gear  Sub 40:00    come on neg split, don't fail me now...

                      http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                      2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                       


                      Alive & Running

                        Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                         Don S  26.2 Pine Line Marathon  2:44:59   Would actually be happy with just a PR (2:48:42), but why not swing big?

                         


                          Finally getting on the boards in here with a race.

                           

                          Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                           mbehr  5k*  Still Shuffle 5k  <16:00    

                           

                          *It's listed as a 5k but when I ran it last year I had it measured as 3 miles.  If it's the same course, I'm sticking with my goal.  If they add on to it to make it a 5k, then I'm going with <16:30.  It will be a miracle if I can gut this out on the poor mileage that I've done the last month and half.

                          DoppleBock


                            I will give you one more number to beat 2:45:58 ~ my PR ... heres to some good weather 

                             

                            Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                             Don S  26.2 Pine Line Marathon  2:44:59   Would actually be happy with just a PR (2:48:42), but why not swing big?

                            http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                            2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                             

                               

                              Name              Distance    Race                       Goal              Result           Comments                                                 
                               Candice S.  10k  Get In Gear 10k  < 40:00    Should be able to judging by my most recent half. We'll see.

                              How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                              break'n three

                                BTDubs- this may not go well after that whole lollyjogging in the sun thing last week. I'm feeling kinda sloppy.

                                 

                                MTA: But eric Smile's resource calculator says I can!

                                How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                                break'n three