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For some pre-Friday fun, all I am saying is... (Read 611 times)

    I used to be an alien, then I got assimilated

       We're not going to give as much credence to the story our 6 year-old tells us, or to the ones given by the criminally insane, as we might to the one told to us by someone who is a trained observer, someone we recognize for rational thought or precision. Someone like, I don't know, an astronaut? A cop? The President of the United States? Guess what you didn't know? Jimmy Carter saw a UFO in 1969,

       

       

      Yep.  I believe everything that every President of America has ever said.     

       

      I suspect that good old George W had encounters with aliens.... or maybe it was Koreans:

       

      "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

       

      "They misunderestimated me."

       

      "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."


      No Talent Drips

        Yep.  I believe everything that every President of America has ever said.     

         

        I suspect that good old George W had encounters with aliens.... or maybe it was Koreans:

         

        "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

         

        "They misunderestimated me."

         

        "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

         Bear in mind, I said I wouldn't give as much creedence to the criminally insane. Strawman.

         

        I've heard better counter-arguments in the play yard at my state-sponsored guest house.

         

        You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef

          You seemed like such a normal guy when I met you.

           

          MTA: I did very much enjoy the use of the word bucko.

          How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


          break'n three

             Bear in mind, I said I wouldn't give as much creedence to the criminally insane. Strawman.

             

            I've heard better counter-arguments in the play yard at my state-sponsored guest house.

             

             

            Ha.  btw: "credence".


            No Talent Drips

              Ha.  btw: "credence".

               

              Right. I was spelling the way they do on Ork. Whateves.

               

              You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef

                I think there are like 4 hours of sunlight in Nemo's part of Maine all winter long.  That changes a man. 

                 

                We're coming into winter again. Just sayin'.

                Runners run.

                DJJan


                  tl;dr.

                   +1 Maybe tomorrow.

                  Good times never seemed so good.

                    Very compelling argument Lobster guy.

                    No worries though, we only have, like, what, 16 more days to exist anyways.

                    So, whatever.

                     

                     

                    MrH


                      I used to be an alien, then I got assimilated

                       

                      Likewise.

                       

                      E Pluribus Unum = "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated"

                       

                      The process is the goal.

                      Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

                        Just so we know what kind of a Friday we're going to have around here.

                        It should be mathematical, but it's not.

                        R2E


                        "run" "to" "eat"

                          did someone say FRIDAY??

                           

                           

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                          i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams


                          HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

                            It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                              Batgirl!!!

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasn't tired and kept running anyway" -- Ennay's 7-year-old daughter

                              I <3 <3

                               

                                 I will not go on record saying those brave men were liars.

                                 You'll care when they are eating your face off, bucko.

                                 

                                 

                                 

                                 

                                These were my two favorite lines.  They both made me laugh.  

                                 

                                Also, anyone....ANYONE that truly understand how vast our solar system, galaxy, and FREKIN UNIVERSE really is....and thinks we're alone...is just a total dumbass in my book.  

                                 

                                And I'll go on record saying that, and i'll eat your fucking face off.  

                                Thunder smash!

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