2000 miles of of of whiney ass babies who should run more FU

Grandmas and the Bjorky Porky (Read 1151 times)


Milktruck say relentless

    Heh.

     

    MPORTANT MESSAGE FROM GRANDMA’S MARATHON MEDICAL DIRECTOR, BEN NELSON, MD:

    We are excited to welcome you to Duluth for this weekend’s races and events.

    With less than 48 hours until the start of the Garry Bjorklund Half Marathon and Grandma’s Marathon, I wanted to take this opportunity to pass along some important information related to Saturday’s potential weather.

              TRENT is in town!!!!!!!

     

              

     

    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
    ~ R2E

      Yay!! Red flag!!

       

      I've also never run in less than black flag conditions at Grandmas Wink

      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


      break'n three

         

        other than that, while you all are hitting the brewery, I told the fam that I want some pie post race...we're going to head to Betty's.

         

        Aw. I wish you'd join us! Fitgers has good food and you have to eat before you have dessert, right? Wink Plus we always go to that ice cream shop beside Fitgers afterward.

         

        Ice cream > pie. Just sayin.

        How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


        break'n three

          Last year was green flag Smile

            Aw. I wish you'd join us! Fitgers has good food and you have to eat before you have dessert, right? Wink Plus we always go to that ice cream shop beside Fitgers afterward.

             

            Ice cream > pie. Just sayin.

             

            This.

              Aw. I wish you'd join us! Fitgers has good food and you have to eat before you have dessert, right? Wink Plus we always go to that ice cream shop beside Fitgers afterward.

               

              Ice cream > pie. Just sayin.

               


              Good food > ice cream > pie...OK you had me at there.   6 yr olds can accompany right?

              Let's connect post finish line.

               

              I'm such a hard sell Big grin

              DoppleBock


                Where's Betty's ... I know the North Shore is know for Pie.

                 

                Run 1/2M

                 

                Drink Beer

                 

                Drink more Beer & Eat at Fitgers

                 

                Find some sucker to drive us to eat Pie

                 

                Drink more beer after Pie

                 

                Finish off with a Bon fire and beer. 

                 


                Good food > ice cream > pie...OK you had me at that.   6 yr olds can accompany right?

                Let's connect post finish line.

                 

                I'm such a hard sell Big grin

                http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                 


                Was it all a dream?

                  Last year was green flag Smile

                   

                  Another piece of evidence that I may be more cursed by the weather gods than Trent...

                  I'm in the business of misery...

                    Where's Betty's ... I know the North Shore is know for Pie.

                     

                    Run 1/2M

                     

                    Drink Beer

                     

                    Drink more Beer & Eat at Fitgers

                     

                    Find some sucker to drive us to eat Pie

                     

                    Drink more beer after Pie

                     

                    Finish off with a Bon fire and beer. 

                     

                    Betty's  - Yes!  Yeah DB!

                    http://www.bettyspies.com/

                     

                    I got a certificate for a free piece a of pie earlier this year.  All excited, couldn't wait and then they were out.  What the?! No Pie?! Bastards.

                     

                    On a good note - heel is much improved.  I've been cleared for take off.  I could give a shit about lack of heat, abundance of humidity, risk of craptastic time...Don't care. I feel the best I have in months. Pretty much scaling the wall at work like a spider monkey.

                    I just want to run.


                    Fast is better than long


                      Good food > ice cream > pie...OK you had me at there.   6 yr olds can accompany right?

                      Let's connect post finish line.

                       

                      I'm such a hard sell Big grin

                       

                      That kid's 30 if she's a day. I've seen her negotiation tactics. So if they give you any trouble at the door let her speak.

                      2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                      Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                      Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                      What in the Jehu?

                        That kid's 30 if she's a day. I've seen her negotiation tactics. So if they give you any trouble at the door let her speak.

                         

                        This is true - I'll let her go in first

                        DoppleBock


                          Duluth Weather now - Maybe accurate with less than 24 hours?  Someones going to have to hose this big sweaty horse down before drinks.

                          6AM 59°Cloudy FEELS LIKE:59° HUMIDITY: 87% PRECIP: 20% WIND: E at 4 mph

                          7AM 59°Cloudy FEELS LIKE:59° HUMIDITY: 90% PRECIP: 20% WIND: E at 4 mph

                          8AM 59°Cloudy FEELS LIKE:59° HUMIDITY: 93% PRECIP: 20% WIND: E at 5 mph

                           

                          I am going to take 2 s-caps pre-race and 2 post race + Post race gallon of h20 to prep for binge drining.

                           

                          Lots-o-chunks of dark green stuff coming out of sinus cavities ~ Things just might come around just in time!

                          http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                          2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                           


                          Milktruck say relentless

                            .......

                            Lots-o-chunks of dark green stuff coming out of sinus cavities ~......!

                             Yum

                             

                            Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                            " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                            ~ R2E

                              I Blew a lot of chunks after the race.
                                Didn't make it to Fitgers. Parking was not available unless we parked 1/2 mile away. I was a hobbling, shivering wreck so bailed back to hotel.