2000 miles of despotic sighing

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Time is slipping away... (Read 506 times)

    My, my... Pace Bunny is not supposed to favor one group over another, but I must admit that you sick people are my kind of runners. Still, some of you are having trouble keeping up. Would you like me to slow down for you? Well do not cry when I say no. Take a tip from the Pace Bunny: When I am out on the road and I want to quit, I bite my lip, close one eye, and let my paws carry me to paradise. The first month is coming to a close, will you still be in the 2000 mile club in December? Or will your dreams of victory drown in this pool of blood, sweat, and jeers?
    Come play my game, I'll test you...
    No days off
    No holidays
    No vacations
    While you sleep in, I'm out there on the road.
      Hi, Trent Pace Bunny. How's tricks? How they hangin'? Your ears, I mean. Not to be rude, but are you still in this? You're so far back I can't really see you. And I'm just getting warmed up. You're sort of my bitch, aren't you? Hey, tell Scout7 I said hi. He's back there with you somewhere.
      The first month is coming to a close, will you still be in the 2000 mile club in December?
      No. I plan to be done with you by late October. Or earlier. Sucks to be you. Now go make yourself useful and go heckle the dumbasses that are still obviously in the wrong groups. If you need names, just ask. Tell 'em they can run all they want here.
      E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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      Me and my gang in Breck

        My, my... Pace Bunny is not supposed to favor one group over another, but I must admit that you sick people are my kind of runners. Still, some of you are having trouble keeping up. Would you like me to slow down for you? Well do not cry when I say no. Take a tip from the Pace Bunny: When I am out on the road and I want to quit, I bite my lip, close one eye, and let my paws carry me to paradise. The first month is coming to a close, will you still be in the 2000 mile club in December? Or will your dreams of victory drown in this pool of blood, sweat, and jeers?
        Bunny boy, Don't &#@% me off, or I'll step on your head after I trip you just as I go past you. P.S. ( First it has to warm up) I hate the cold.

        That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Neitzsche "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go." "Dedication and commitment are what transfer dreams into reality."

        muse_runner


        keep running.

          Pace..(gasp) Tongue...buuuhhh.. Dead..nny (wiping sweat off my head) Black eye I'm coming... don't give me the boot. Sad Note: Wink Tongue Shy Blush Evil grin Roll eyes Shocked
          running until I hit 1900 miles for the year. whether fast or slow I will just run.
          bigdaddy59


            Hey, somebody has to be last, my big ol ass is trying to get them miles in..dont boot me out yet..just getting warmed up..you gotta remeber us clydesdales aint built for speed, just comfort...


            Fanatic #3965

              I'm just here for the food.

              Kirsten

              '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

              '13 Goals:

              DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

              • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

              • 1st olympic distance duathlon

              • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

              Half Fanatic

              punch Type 1 in the junk

              Mishka


                WHATEVERRRRRR Roll eyes
                  Get back in the stew - and put the lid on. Roll eyes

                  2013

                  3000 miles

                  Sub 19:00 for 5K  05-03-13 Clee Prom 5K - 19:00:66 that was bloody close!

                  Sub-40:00 for 10K 17-03-13 Gainsborough 10K - 39:43

                  Sub 88:00 for HM

                   

                  muse_runner


                  keep running.

                    Hey guys watch the emoticons... "low" mileage coupled with emots = ta boot
                    running until I hit 1900 miles for the year. whether fast or slow I will just run.
                      You're sort of my bitch, aren't you?
                      What, you expect me to run? Oh. I forgot. Just remember ape-man, I know where YOU live. And I have the power to torment you. You know, evil stuff. Like register you for Monkey 07. Evil grin You gonna be at Bongo?
                        Oh, and Bunny, why don't you open up your log? Afraid we'll learn your secrets? Afraid I might pass you? February is gonna be a cold month, ain't it.
                        sabershooter


                          How do you like me now? Sabershooter kills the bunny Before today you had only seen the green one. This morning you got a glimpse of the purple one. Be careful Pace Bunny, I can't control this one as well. Once he gets going, he will push me until I am injured or you are dead.