2000 miles of of of whiney ass babies who should run more FU

NFL 2012 (Read 761 times)

    Don't feel bad.  Even if a question had been asked, you still would not have actually obtained anything.  Such is life.  Such is GETM.

     And I was even gonna spend my cool points on a bad poem/rap song. I wrote it out and everything.  

      I just lost the game.

        I just lost the game.

         Am I to blame? 


        Not in Chicago

          Doctor says you're cured but you still feel the pain.  Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.

          You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

            Doctor says you're cured but you still feel the pain.  Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain.

             

            Did you just associate yourself with "the clouds?"


            Not in Chicago

              No, but I am white and puffy.

              You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


              Fast is better than long

                No, but I am white and puffy.

                 

                Stay puffed marshmellow man?

                2013 Goals: 2500 miles / 2:45 marathon? / sub 2 800m / 4:30 mile / sub 16 5K / sub hour 10 miles


                Give a man a fire and he'll be warm the rest of the night;
                Set a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

                What in the Jehu?


                Not in Chicago

                  ZOOL!

                  You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                    Man, it's a good thing for you I like that song, because it's welded into my brain now.

                    I put it under there.

                      E.J.
                      Greater Lowell Road Runners
                      Cry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!

                      May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.

                        I like this one too

                         

                         

                          GFY (a Pats fan's version of fair and balanced)

                           

                          Except for the goddam Giants every four years in February...FUUUUCK.

                           

                          (That was excellent.)

                          Runners run.

                            Except for the New York Fucking Football Giants every four years in February...FUUUUCK.

                             

                            (That was excellent.)

                             

                            FTFY

                             

                             

                              I just saw Randy Moss catch a touchdown pass for the San Francisco 49ers and I was like , "Holy shit, Randy Moss is still in the NFL!" This make happy because the NFL is a better place with Randy Moss in it. Straight cash, homey. Also the Pats did pretty much what I said they would do (I was this close to predicting the exact final score.)

                              Runners run.

                                Randy Moss can thank the Pats for keeping his career alive.

                                 

                                This really helped too.