2000 miles of despondent sighing

November 15 - 21 Racing (Read 1623 times)


Prince of Fatness

    Name Distance Race Location Goal Result
    Amores Perros 50 Miles Stone 50 Parts Unknown Finish in daylight, finish, 34 miles Finshed in the dark
    Candice S. Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Have fun, win with uterus intact DNF, possible lost uterus
    chris97z Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Beat SRLopez in, have beer 4:21:41
    C-R Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Finish before beer is tapped, meet Swampers Survived, didn't make the tapping, met Swapmers
    dallas Marathon Monkey Monkeyville 4:25 4:24:21
    DrewEOB Marathon Monkey Monkeyville 3:55 4:23
    Dopple Bock Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Drink beer with as many as possible  
    Ennay Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Remain upright  
    Hannibal Granite 5K 5K XC Georgetown, KY Low 17's, win DNS
    Happyfeet Marathon Monkey Monkeyville 4:12:01, finish upright
    ~4:32
    Holly S. Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Finish before beer is gone 4:32:57
    iceman Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Keep smiling 2:55:34, smile most of the time
    Ileneforward 10K LA Sheriff's 10k La Mirada, CA
    56:30 59:48
    Indy_J Half Marathon American Indian Heritage Half-Marathon Basrah, Iraq Have fun, sub 1:45 DNS
    Joe. Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Meet Swampers, have beer, run decent time 4:25, met Swampers
     lostinthenet3 Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Meet Swampers, finish, beat last year Met Swampers, finished 15 minutes ahead of last year
    mgerwn 8K Hartford Track Club 8K Cross-Country Challenge West Hartford, CT Sub 38 40:45
    NaderAlfie 5K The Wilson School 5k Parts Unknown Sub 20 20:33
    pfriese Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Finish ahead of last year's time Finished slower than last year
    roots 5K Fall Classic 5k Strongsville, OH 17:35, PR 18:18 (7OA,1AG)
    Seanv2 Marathon Philadelphia Marathon Philadelphia, PA Sub 4 4:00:58 (PR)
    smalcolm Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Lose monkey virginity ~3:56, lost virginity
    Strings_n_88keys Marathon Monkey Monkeyville   Beat Chicago time by 17 minutes
    TanyaS Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Glorified long run 4:29:41, successful pacer
    The Skootr Marathon Monkey Monkeyville Finish Finished
    Trent Marathon
    Monkey
    Monkeyville
    Finish before beer is gone Success

     

     

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      Trent | 26.something | Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon | Deep Wells, TN | Finish before the beer is gone

      C-R


        Sunday 21st, monkeython, Nashvegas.

         

        Avoid death by monkey attacks and finished just before the kegs get tapped. Oh and meet some more Swamp types IRL.


        "He conquers who endures" - Persius
        "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel


        HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

          Stone 50. Goals: Finish in daylight, at least finish, at least make 34mi.

          It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

            Name: pfriese

            Distance: marathon

            Race: Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

            Location: Nashville, TN

            Goal: 1) avoid flying monkeys, 2) finish, 3) beat last years time


            Skooter 2.5

              The Skootr

              26.2

              Flying monkey Marathon

              Nashville Tn

              Just Finish

              Goals?


              Not in Chicago

                Lotta flower picking going on in TN this week. 

                You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.

                  Flying Monkey

                   

                  Goal: Focus on friends, tradition, and fun.

                   

                  Goal 2: Win, if my uterus doesn't fall out before/during.

                   

                  bahaha! I just noticed your turkey potato has pretzel feet.

                  How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                  break'n three


                  Blondie

                    Chris' 1st Monkey.

                     

                    A park in Belle Meade with some hills and winged simian's.

                     

                    Goal - make it in before a blitzed SRLOPEZ tries to escort me to the finish. AND BEER.


                    Fortune and glory kid

                      American Indian Heritage Half-Marathon , Basrah Iraq, Saturday Nov 20th, Have fun and maybe if I feel good shoot for 1:45

                      Kevin

                      lostinthenet3


                      MM#1869

                        Name: Lostinthenet3

                        Distance: Marathon

                        Race: Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

                        Location: Nashville, TN

                        Goal: 1) Meet some more Swamp types IRL, 2) Finish, 3) Beat last years time which is not likely.

                        "If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far. It doesn't matter if today is your first day or if you've been running for twenty years. There is no test to pass, no license to earn, no membership card to get. You just run."

                          Sunday. Somewhere in Tenn. Survive the attacks. Drink beer and have fun with Swampies. Run a decent time over things called "hills".

                           

                           


                          Marathon Maniac #957

                            Name: HollyS

                            Distance: Marathon

                            Race: Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

                            Location: Nashville, TN

                            Goal: 1) Finish before my left knee blows up the beer runs out, 2) Beat last years time.

                             

                            Hey, wait a minute, I didn't run the Monkey last year.  Whew!  Looks like I have goal #2 in the bag.

                            Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, "Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapenos."


                            Idiot

                              Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

                              Nashville, TN

                              Goal: 3:55

                              Yes, I do "run in this."  So should you.  The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.

                                Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

                                Nashville, TN

                                Goal: 3:55

                                 

                                Heh.

                                 

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                                hahah. Ahem.

                                 

                                Heh.