2000 miles of of whiny ass babies who should run more FU

March 11 - 17 Racing thread! (Read 111 times)


Milktruck say relentless

    I think the Dawg says 'go get him"

     

    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
    ~ R2E


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      Name Distance Date Race Goal

      Results

      Commentary

       Nemo ME 5K  3/17 Lucky Leprechaun

       17:30

         

       

      I just dunno.

       

      You should go get the clap just so you can give it to her. --beef

        I'm in for the week...

         

        3/16

        St. Paddy's Day 5k

        Goal: <16:25

         

        Haven't raced a 5k in nearly a year.  It'll either go very well or very bad, nothing in between.  I also hope to be no more than 2 minutes behind the winner.  Last year, there were 4 runners <14:45.  Some of those speedsters will be there.

          I'm in for the week...

           

          3/16

          St. Paddy's Day 5k

          Goal: <16:25

           

          Haven't raced a 5k in nearly a year.  It'll either go very well or very bad, nothing in between.  I also hope to be no more than 2 minutes behind the winner.  Last year, there were 4 runners <14:45.  Some of those speedsters will be there.

           

          Woa. Running with the buffaloes, eh?

           

          Go get 'em, Mike.


          Swamp Turtle

            Lucky Leprechaun 5K

            Cocoa Beach, FL

            Goal: <24:51

            We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB


            I fly.

              Jill_B - 5k - 3/16 - Some sort of St. Patrick's themed race - 23 minutes or better...

               

              MY HIP HURTS AND I'M STILL SORE FROM SKIING.... boo hoo.

              Bring it on.

                 MY HIP HURTS 

                 

                Shit. This is all I hear from my women running friends. Me included. I think we womenfolk were not meant to run. We're supposed to gather or something. What did that guy Ternt say? Running is stupid. I'm having some port and going to bed before my stupid race that I'm going to suck at...again. This season is sucking. I'm fat. There's always next season. Good night!

                2013 Valley Runner of the Year Series: Feb 16 5K (4 points out of 10) ... Mar 2 10K (20/30)... Mar 16 4Mi (21/30) ... Apr 6 10K (DNS) ... Apr 21 2Mi (5/10) ... May 11 5Mi (where the fuck are the results?)... Jun 8 1Mi ... Jun 16 6Mi ... Sep 28 10K ... Oct 5 5K ...Oct 12 5Mi ... Oct 20 5K

                  Dawg Trot 5K:

                   

                  20:13 (PR)

                  6 OA, 1st Masters

                   

                  I really need to run a 5K that doesn't involve climbing a friggin' mountain. No idea what I could do on a fast course, but it would be better than this.

                   

                  I won the most bizarre gift basket. Contents include a mini-stapler, a pack of golf tees, pasta salad mix and a book that appears to be Deborah Norville's biography. Must be clearance week at the UGA bookstore.

                   

                  Yanked my calf again on the final mile, but that's OK. I could use a day off.


                  Swamp Turtle

                    Had the luck of the Irish today.

                     

                    1AG, 12OA, and a new PR 23:24

                    We're a fucking stupid-ass, imaginary, Internet team. - DrewEOB

                      Nice racing, guys!

                        Flying Dutchmen 5k

                        3/16

                        PR

                         

                        18:09, 2nd place.

                          An early PR trifecta. Way to haul fellas.

                          But Och! I backward cast my e'e, On prospects drear!
                          An' forward, tho' I canna see, I guess an' fear!

                            An early PR trifecta. Way to haul fellas.

                            +1 (+3?).

                             

                            And I can guarantee another log on the PR fire this evening.  Well, unless I DNF ...

                              An early PR trifecta. Way to haul fellas.

                               

                              A great way to start the weekend.

                                 

                                18:09, 2nd place.

                                 

                                Damn Nads!!