One of the girls in my sorority was actually capable of peeing into a urinal. Stupid drunk party tricks. Good kegels.
Not stupid at all. Quite handy, actually. Especially if you're drinking.
quitters never win
Inhale
A robust display of flatulence should cure your dilemma.
If you are displaying flatulence, is it still flatulence?
Where is a philosopher when you need one?
Yes, I do "run in this." So should you. The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.
These are the same guys that have to drive right next to you in the left lane on the freeway for miles even when there are no other cars in sight.
+ one
My gym is really small. And lately the staff has been keeping it at sauna levels. I am usually sweating by the time I am done with the "walking in and taking my kids to the daycare" part of my workout. I feel sorry for the idiots taking the treadmills next to me or the elliptical behind me because I am spraying sweat everywhere. It hits the belt and sprays out behind me in a nice fan. flovesparko, I suggest not wearing deoderant for awhile. Once you are known as the smelly runner people will avoid you.
My gym is really small. And lately the staff has been keeping it at sauna levels. I am usually sweating by the time I am done with the "walking in and taking my kids to the daycare" part of my workout. I feel sorry for the idiots taking the treadmills next to me or the elliptical behind me because I am spraying sweat everywhere. It hits the belt and sprays out behind me in a nice fan.
flovesparko, I suggest not wearing deoderant for awhile. Once you are known as the smelly runner people will avoid you.
Ennay, I actually thought how lucky they were that I wasn't doing a VO2 or tempo run because of sweat spray. LOL on the not wearing deoderant, if it continues I will use that strategy.
Be ye ware of ThaThundah
V2 is dead...there is only Thunder Classic. Same great taste as before.
What's a treadmill?
Move to Minnesota and you'll figure it out sometime around, oh, January.
How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?
break'n three
Good point. I used a simile when I should have used a metaphor. Treadmills are urinals.
Good point. I used a simile when I should have used a metaphor.
Treadmills are urinals.
Do a couple of glance overs, that should make them feel uncomfortable enough not to stand next to you in the future.
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