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More Smack Talk - Less Explanation (Read 996 times)


More Cowbell!

    Wide right.
    It was wide left, fucker. Unless you were talking to Florida State fans. MTA: Or Buffalo Bills fans. Now I know what it's like to be Michigan State. Too insignificant for anyone to really care about.

    When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


    Idiot

      It was wide left, fucker. Unless you were talking to Florida State fans.
      Jeez, dude. Who remembers the losers, anyway. *wonders why everyone can't forget who lost the last two BCS title games, already* Wide left... wide right... who cares? The Bills fans knew what I meant anyway. Though I suppose that would be like me chanting "Bowling Green" to you... Evil grin MTA: Damnit, Globule!!! I knew I was right. You think I was chiding UM fans?!? That's not even fun anymore.

      Yes, I do "run in this."  So should you.  The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.


      More Cowbell!

        You think I was chiding UM fans?!? That's not even fun anymore.
        Good, then I don't wanna hear squat from you bastards after the Nittany Joe Pas take us behind the woodshed and beat us like a rented mule.

        When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


        Idiot

          Good, then I don't wanna hear squat from you bastards after the Nittany Joe Pas take us behind the woodshed and beat us like a rented mule.
          You won't, because I don't want to hear it from you when they do the same to us.

          Yes, I do "run in this."  So should you.  The weather is never as bad as it seems from behind your office or car window.


          More Cowbell!

            You won't, because I don't want to hear it from you when they do the same to us.
            I think it's bad karma to revel in another's defeat too much, even your bitter rival. Noted exception for Trojans getting mauled by angry Beavers (that's hot) and Notre Dame.

            When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

            Scout7


            CPT Curmudgeon

              Good, then I don't wanna hear squat from you bastards after the Nittany Joe Pas take us behind the woodshed and beat us like a rented mule.
              I'll do my best. Although I have a couple years of pent-up annoyance that could just be unleashed in a fury. I think at this point it's something like 8 or 10 years' worth.
              C-R


                A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, I follow balls of a different shape, come on Tigers.
                A rugger eh (or something really different based on the balls comment)? I work with a fella that played for the Tigers a few years back. He keeps trying to explain the game to me but it doesn't take. I do however like drinking with them as they know how to throw down a pint or two or three......

                "He conquers who endures" - Persius
                "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel


                Grasshopper

                  UCon continues to suck but that's a redundant statement. Big grin
                  When was the last time you guys won a championship? Let's talk next week when we start taking our bowl package reservations. (5 & 1 now, 6 & 1 on Monday Baby!!)
                    The Dallas Cowboys suck donkey balls. Go Buffalo.
                    52-17. The most fun I ever had watching a football game. Evah. FIFTY TWO. seventeen. Remember these guys? 52. 17. It's still the funniest thing ever. MTA: So Buffalo still has a football team, huh? With fans and everything? I seriously didn't know. I figured they moved to Oakland or something.
                    E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                      LOL, it still hurts you bastard. Cry However, how many people can say they went to LOST the Super Bowl 4 straight times? Anyone?
                      Nope. Just you, baby. Just you. That record is likely eternal. Congrats.
                      E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                        The Browns. Game on, folks.
                        You can't smacktalk Browns fans. You just pity them. And try to keep a straight face when they inevitably start talking about how great the Browns were ... during the Eisenhower administration.
                        E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                          Michigan - oh who gives a rats ass. Their so lame this year it not even worth smack talking.
                          Clowning around This makes me happy. See, e.g., 10/25/08.
                          E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                            Well done, Grrrilla. Now go put some tape on Romo's pinkie.
                              Well done, Grrrilla. Now go put some tape on Romo's pinkie.
                              Nice. Now go babble about Aristotle while Tony is having sex with Jessica Simpson on a giant pile of money and pixie dust.
                              E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                                Nice. Now go babble about Aristotle while Tony is having sex with Jessica Simpson on a giant pile of money and pixie dust.
                                You hurt my feewings.