2000 miles of dating 35000 yr olds

Hey SurfNRun, I invented a new game. Wanna play? (Read 5357 times)


A Saucy Wench

    I guess Ennay.

     

    blech...I am almost as much of a bagel nazi as Trent. 

    I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

    "It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds" - Captain Hammer

    "I don't care how old I live! I just want to be LIVING while I am living - Jack LaLanne.
    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
    I failed the 12 minute run at 15...BQ'd at 38

      I'll go with La Brat.

      mr train you are a pain, your words - they make me go insane

      they strike my ever-thinking brain like little drops of acid rain

      oh, to my life you are a bane; crazy, mixed up, mr train - r2e

       

        Keeping it in the family?  Yeah that woulda been my next guess too.
          meh, yeah i suppose that was too easy. ltrain got it Tongue


          What does Tunis make?

            I knew she'd make a comment about me going barefoot but I noted her opinion and then ignored it.

            It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

              RTW.

                you added the "non" part. There is no non before anything that begins with blueberry and ends with bagel.

                 

                 

                isn't there some sort of law against plagerism???

                 


                What does Tunis make?

                  Course:    God that sucked 5 miles

                  Holy crap, it wasn't even that hot 68 at the start 72 at the finish, but 88% humidity. Just gross. Had planned 6. Tough marathon training in this garbage.

                   

                   

                  I just liked the course name.

                  It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

                    Hacia muuucho calor, asi que automaticamente apreté, a 27:42 y 26:26. Las rodillas bien, para ir con las zapatillas viejas, ah y a las 20:10 sin haber desayunado, ni cenado, pelin vacio al final.

                    mr train you are a pain, your words - they make me go insane

                    they strike my ever-thinking brain like little drops of acid rain

                    oh, to my life you are a bane; crazy, mixed up, mr train - r2e

                     


                    The King of Beasts

                      Hacia muuucho calor, asi que automaticamente apreté, a 27:42 y 26:26. Las rodillas bien, para ir con las zapatillas viejas, ah y a las 20:10 sin haber desayunado, ni cenado, pelin vacio al final.

                       

                      that is jeff

                      "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                      “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                      "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”


                      The King of Beasts

                        5 x 800 meters on the road. each around 2:36-2:40. the distance is inaccurate since it was basically 4 city blocks.

                        because energy dissipates as heat, unless collected and organized, the universe must run down to randomness. Increasing disorder means the universe is one-way and not reversible, thy physical expression of time. Yet, still I wear a watch.

                        "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                        “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                        "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”


                        We've Got Big Hills

                          "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

                           

                          Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

                           

                          Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

                          1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
                          2.  

                          3. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

                          So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

                          I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.

                           

                          Poor baby

                            5 x 800 meters on the road. each around 2:36-2:40. the distance is inaccurate since it was basically 4 city blocks.

                            because energy dissipates as heat, unless collected and organized, the universe must run down to randomness. Increasing disorder means the universe is one-way and not reversible, thy physical expression of time. Yet, still I wear a watch.

                             Scovill.

                             

                            Duh.

                            How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?


                            break'n three

                            MrH


                              So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

                               

                               

                              "Theresa Manyan" is an anagram of  "Many here, Satan."

                               

                              MTA: and while we're talking thermodynamics and the underworld, here's a classic.

                              The process is the goal.

                              Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny


                              The King of Beasts

                                Meh. It was fun when it was all sprinkly and stuff but then the sun came out and dried up all the rain. Laaaame. Got screamed at by an elderly man in suspenders on the Stone Arch bridge a couple of miles into the run, "Yeeeaa baby! Whoooa... yea baby!!" Nice. My day is complete, as if it weren't already.

                                "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                                “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                                "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”