2000 miles stalked by Olympic Committee

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Rock bottom

    A complete and total fiasco of asthma, allergies, hills and stupidity. A complete all-systems failure. Dumbest fucking thing ever. The volume and consistency of the shit flowing out of my eyes and nose after this was out of control. 

    Fuck running. 

    Fuck school, man. Fuck Christmas. 

    And fuck you.

    People who say "I just call it like I see it" usually see it like assholes


    Hometown AG win.

      That was too easy. Mikeymike.
        Bonus points if you get the obscure reference in the 3rd line.
        R2E


        the unrunner

          Bonus points if you get the obscure reference in the 3rd line.

           

          yeah, pretty sure that's from harry potter when hermione left for the holiday and left harry & ron to discover the secret of nicolas flammel.

           

          also - i would like to say it would be freaking nice if you people would just wait to go all ooo-oooo-horshack on the answer until some of us have maybe a chance to even look at the question.

          if you don't run, you'll rust. [tom petty] ..... i just wanna get back on track, even if it kills me. [motion city soundtrack] ..... if i only could be running up that hill, with no problems. if only i could, be running up that hill. [kate bush] ..... still running in place [alkaline trio] ..... at least i'll try and run, and run tonight, everything will be alright [the killers] ..... don't give up the distance. [flavio the magnificent]


          Rock bottom

            Should have just posted the last 3 lines.

            People who say "I just call it like I see it" usually see it like assholes


            What does Tunis make?

               

              ...st wait to go all ooo-oooo-horshack on the answer until some of us have maybe a chance to even look at the question.

               

              Fucking babelfish.altavista.com will do a lot of languages, but they don't have a setting for Waffle to English.

              It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


              The King of Beasts

                Guess who :

                 

                Legs were tired, thought about not running and could not get DB out of my mind and how awesome his performance was and made me think, get out the door and run.

                "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”


                You'll ruin your knees!

                  Guess who :

                   

                  Legs were tired, thought about not running and could not get DB out of my mind and how awesome his performance was and made me think, get out the door and run.

                   Easy... anyone in the swamp that went for a run today!

                  ""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)" “We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full!” - Proust


                  The King of Beasts

                     Easy... anyone in the swamp that went for a run today!

                     

                    true- but it was JEM1023, he does not say much here, but had been making good progress against his marathon time.

                    "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                    “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                    "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”

                      Duh, but still:

                       

                      All right bitches gather round, while you soft little punks were home having sexy time, I was pounding the sidewalk in the rain, I hit mile 2000. and another thing. call me the "fastest guy in Nashville" again and I am going to punch you in the throat.

                       



                      Be ye ware of ThaThundah

                        I was working...no sexy time for me.

                        V2 is dead...there is only Thunder Classic.  Same great taste as before.

                          no sexy time for me.

                           

                          Me neither. I was watching my daughter win her final softball game.

                          It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

                           

                          When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?


                          We've Got Big Hills

                            It seems right that I would hit mile 2000 while running with the guy who half stepped me every tuesday night, and then bailed out on the last 2 mile reps. fucker ran a 1:36 half marathon after talking a bunch of shit. fuck him, and fuck you.


                            Prince of Fatness

                              The jogger formerly known as MrPHinNJ


                              The King of Beasts

                                guess who ?

                                 

                                ....the most important thing is that there is no set "pattern" in my running, by design.  That is intentional.  I would rather let each new day's conditions and unique levels of fatigue dictate what I do than begin each and every week with a set-in-stone idea of what I want to accomplish.  Keep it simple.  Cultivate the activities that make you tick.  Don't overthink the details or the highs and lows....

                                 

                                (Its going to be Jeff or Koolaid that get this)

                                "As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man / I have chalked up many a mile. / Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, / And I've learned much from both of their styles." ~ Jimmy Buffett

                                “"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
                                "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."”