runwietcha <--This cat can run.

Makes me wonder what I am even doing.

TanyaS.

Oh yeah I met that cat at Monkey. The whole school thing threw me off because I was thinking student not teacher.

I'm Tim. I learned to run while chugging PBR and whiskey chasers and smoking Merits I stole from my single working mom. I bullshitted my way to a philosophy degree, which led me to the glamorous world of international relations via the travel industry. I can still name the airport codes for every country that's not too backward to have a decent hub, from Arrabury Australia (AAB, duh, easy) to Zaranj, Afghanistan (ZAJ, those feckers). I'm a giver, a people person, a sensitive empath with strong helping tendencies, according to my astrologer. I left the jet set scene to pursue an advanced degree in Helping People Figure Shit Out, for Money. I concentrated my graduate work on ultimate frisbee & skanky hippie girls...sorry, womyn. I was a dedicated therapist, and I believe I made a difference. Of course, my clients had already been incarcerated, so how much worse could I make things? But the hours were long, the money was crap, and now I sell money--for money. And sometimes I still run.

Nemo ME.

I didn't know "Jeff" was just a pseudonym.

heh

 

Yea, he has the best "about me" section on RA.

Do I get a badge for that?

This is a condensed version of a bio that I submitted to a local theater for a fundraiser I was involved with (a local "Dancing w/ the Stars; I'm a pretty big deal). It got rejected...and I had to go with some significantly less funny (and less true) version.

Nice quads!