2000 miles of of of whiney dirtbabies who should run more FU

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Ron Jeremy...ick. (Read 518 times)


Fanatic #3965

    I don't care how hung the guy is. Though he is hilarious. And really smart, too. I think he has his Master's degree in Education, of all things. He'd probably be a fun guy to have a few beers with, but no nekkidness. *shudders*

    Kirsten

    '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

    '13 Goals:

    DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

    • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

    • 1st olympic distance duathlon

    • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

    Half Fanatic

    punch Type 1 in the junk

    Scout7


    CPT Curmudgeon

      Out of curiosity, K, where do you come up with this stuff? I mean, do you sit around all day and think...."Gee, Ron Jeremy is kinda gross, but I bet he'd be a fun guy to get a couple beers with, maybe some wings..."?


      Fanatic #3965

        Out of curiosity, K, where do you come up with this stuff? I mean, do you sit around all day and think...."Gee, Ron Jeremy is kinda gross, but I bet he'd be a fun guy to get a couple beers with, maybe some wings..."?
        Nah...when he was on that season of "The Surreal Life" (I think that was the name of the show) I caught a few episodes and thought he seemed like a pretty funny guy--work history aside. He definitely seems more grounded than, say, Britney Spears! Tongue k

        Kirsten

        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

        '13 Goals:

        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

        Half Fanatic

        punch Type 1 in the junk

        Scout7


        CPT Curmudgeon

          Ok, true, but this just seems like random thoughts to be having at close to 11 pm on a Monday. Cold medicine, perhaps?


          Fanatic #3965

            Ok, true, but this just seems like random thoughts to be having at close to 11 pm on a Monday. Cold medicine, perhaps?
            Have you noticed the current name for this group...? In case it changes, it's "2000 Miles My Body Double is Ron Jeremy." So, no, not totally random... Wink k

            Kirsten

            '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

            '13 Goals:

            DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

            • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

            • 1st olympic distance duathlon

            • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

            Half Fanatic

            punch Type 1 in the junk

            Scout7


            CPT Curmudgeon

              It is now.....Random Name Generator....


              Fanatic #3965

                It is now.....Random Name Generator....
                Ha! Tongue k

                Kirsten

                '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                '13 Goals:

                DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                Half Fanatic

                punch Type 1 in the junk

                Scout7


                CPT Curmudgeon

                  The new name......that's just oh so very wrong.
                    The new name......that's just oh so very wrong.
                    For the record, I am not responsible. But wow - I dig it. Well done, whoever. Ron Jeremy was all mine, though. And I wanna know how Kirsten knows how well hung he is. Claire probably told her.
                    E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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                    Scout7


                    CPT Curmudgeon

                      *snerk* And again.....although I'm much more amenable to this name than the last, it is still somewhat disturbing, based on previous conversations and such.


                      Fanatic #3965

                        And I wanna know how Kirsten knows how well hung he is. Claire probably told her.
                        Yep. That's it. And then we sat and watched porn together in our skivvies/panties.... Wink k ETA the option of "panties" for gorilla man

                        Kirsten

                        '07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

                        '13 Goals:

                        DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

                        • get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

                        • 1st olympic distance duathlon

                        • 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

                        Half Fanatic

                        punch Type 1 in the junk

                        Scout7


                        CPT Curmudgeon

                          Yep. That's it. And then we sat and watched porn together in our skivvies.... Wink k
                          uhhhhh.....i gotta go now......give me 5......make that 10 minutes.
                            For your future information, the word "skivvies" instantly removes the erotic component of any comment.* Which explains why Victoria's Secret does not have a line of skivvies.** Marines and sailors wear skivvies. Women wear panties, unmentionables, fishnet stockings, naughty kits, and silky underthings.*** * The above apparently does not apply to Scout7. ** If they actually do carry "skivvies," don't tell me. You'll ruin it. *** That last sentence will draw Claire to this comment within approximately 42 seconds. Ready-set-go.
                            E-mail: JakeKnight2002@aol.com
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