2000 miles of shots in the ass

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Second Career for Female Runner (Read 436 times)


In it for the long run..

    "It's not who wins the workout..." This Century PRs 5K 25:05 10K 52:34 1/2 M 1:53:58 Marathon 4:08:28

      Saw that this am, kind of sad.

      Runners run.


      Eye of Sauron

        Sad and weird at every single level.  And levels within levels.

        And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

          Yes, sad.

          steph  

           

          OCD  If you don't laugh ...   


          HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

            "Fastest Escort in America"

            It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

              Crazy and shocking story.  Marquette ran at a few of the same meets as Wisconsin and we were in school at the same time.  She always could turn a few heads.

              "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs


              Milktruck say relentless

                I too lead a secret double life....well actually a secret triple life.

                 

                There is my secret life as a running club hobbyjogger, and my secret life as a boring government bureaucrat....but my real life as an elite athlete no one knows about but me!  Big grin

                 

                 

                I bet she could come out with an interesting "training" book.

                 

                Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

                " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
                ~ R2E

                  Wow, only $600 and I could have banged Suzy...damn I missed the boat. 

                  Thunder smash!

                    Wow.

                    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasn't tired and kept running anyway" -- Ennay's 7-year-old daughter

                    I <3 <3

                     


                    In it for the long run..

                      I remember her so well.   It seems to me like she wanted to be busted.  No one can be that stupid to think the men would keep it confidential who she really was. 

                      "It's not who wins the workout..." This Century PRs 5K 25:05 10K 52:34 1/2 M 1:53:58 Marathon 4:08:28

                        Wow, only $600 and I could have banged Suzy...damn I missed the boat. 

                         

                        The $600 was an hourly rate.  I wonder if she gives a credit for unused minutes.  A friend of mine wants to know.... 

                        "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs


                        Eye of Sauron

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                          The profile also included her rates, from $600 for one hour to $6000 for a 24-hour period. “Kelly,” the site noted, provided “Full GFE,” or “girlfriend experience,” an intimate, less mechanical encounter. Additionally, the rate schedule noted, clients would be charged a $300 supplement for a particular sex act.

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                          Yeah.

                          And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

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                            clients would be charged a $300 supplement for a particular sex act.

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                            This has been confirmed as her dressing up like Bucky Badger.  Wisconsin fans are weird.

                            "Good-looking people have no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter." - Lester Bangs

                              Oddly enough, her husband was not supportive of her second career.

                               

                               

                                The $600 was an hourly rate.  I wonder if she gives a credit for unused minutes.  A friend of mine wants to know.... 

                                 

                                This is when being a "minute man" would be handy.

                                The pain that hurts the worse is the imagined pain. One of the most difficult arts of racing is learning to ignore the imagined pain and just live with the present pain (which is always bearable.) - Jeff

                                 

                                2013 Goals:

                                5k = sub 21:00

                                HM = sub 100 minutes

                                Run = 3650 / 2 miles

                                Bike = 3500 miles

                                Swim = 150 miles

                                Race 1st HIM

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