2000 miles of spasmodic fucktardts 20200013

October 18 - 24 Racing (Read 1131 times)


Prince of Fatness

    Name Distance Race Location Goal Result
    Amores Perros 10 Miles
    Army 10 Miler
    Washington, DC    
    Burnt Toast Half Marathon Mankato 1/2 Marathon Mankato, MN A) 1:45 B) 1:50 1:44:47 (PR)
    C-R ? EPCOT Beer/Wine Loop Parts Unknown Sub 4, no passing out or puking DNF
    Candice C. Marathon Mankato Marathon Mankato, MN 3:45 Pacer Success, 3:44:42
    dgb2n 10 Miles Army 10 Miler Washington, DC 1:16 1:16:30
    Dopple Bock 50 Miles Door County Fall 50 Miler Door County, WI 7:30, 7:00, Drink more than last year 6:52:48, drinking fail
     E_rainrun 5K Foogi 5k Malden, MA
    Sub 21 19:36 (PR,1OA)
    EricRuns 5K Middleburg Invitational Middleburg, FL
    16:25 16:23 (PR)
    Holly S. 50K Stone Steps 50K Cincinnati, OH Limit face plants, sub 7 7:14, no face plants
    Ileneforward 10 Miles HB distance derby Huntington Beach, CA
    1:40:52 1:36:58
    JasonR 10K Audi Best Buddies Challenge Toronto, ON A) 53 B) 53 C) Beat Mike Weir 52:56
    nickp 10K Brentwood Run Fest 2010 Brentwood, UK Sub 39:50 DNS
    obsessor 6 Hours Mile Trial? Parts Unknown A) 50 B) 45 C) 35 46.4 Miles
    runInBlack 5K Batavia Run for United Way 5K Batavia, IL Sub 18:17 (PR) DNS
    runpd Marathon Mankato Marathon Mankato, MN a) 3:00 under  b) 3:05   c) 3:10 3:04.02 (PR)

     

     

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    HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

      Oct 24

      Army 10

      & dbg2n running it

      I'll think about a goal

      It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.


      Milktruck say relentless

        NameDistanceRaceLocationGoalResult
         Ileneforward  10 miles  HB distance derby  Huntington Beach  1:40:52  

         

        Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

        " ..that corner has narrowed to a half-nekkid egyptian wandering about in the cold new jersey nighttime."
        ~ R2E


        Not in Chicago

          There are races this week?

          You suck. You should just quit. Jackass. Welcome back.


          mileage hound

            Bob Marshall Wilderness Survival Expedition - Dupuyer, MT 10/22-10/28

             

            Goal 1:  Kill something and eat it

            Goal 2:  Not get killed and eaten by something

            Goal 3:  Find beer and drink it.

            2013 goals:  Kick some arse.  Moreso than 2012.

             

            "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

             

            "Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5

              Admit it, you're setting out to pick flowers and sing some Peter, Paul, and Mary. It's o.k., no one posts their *real* goals in the Swamp.
              C-R


                EPCOT Beer/Wine Loop, 10/22 - finish in under 4 hours, not pass out or puke in front of the family.

                 

                may do the double on the 23rd. If successful, apply for membership in the drinking maniacs.

                 

                Since its the Wine and Food Expo we will have lots of new additions on top of the original 11 countries.


                "He conquers who endures" - Persius
                "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel

                  Oct 23rd

                  13.1 miles

                  Mankato 1/2 Marathon

                  Mankato MN

                  Goal A = sub 1:45:00

                  Goal B = sub 1:50:00

                  The pain that hurts the worse is the imagined pain. One of the most difficult arts of racing is learning to ignore the imagined pain and just live with the present pain (which is always bearable.) - Jeff

                   

                  2013 Goals:

                  5k = sub 21:00

                  HM = sub 100 minutes

                  Run = 3650 / 2 miles

                  Bike = 3500 miles

                  Swim = 150 miles

                  Race 1st HIM


                  Non ducor, duco.

                    Bob Marshall Wilderness Survival Expedition - Dupuyer, MT 10/22-10/28

                     

                    Goal 1:  Kill something and eat it

                    Goal 2:  Not get killed and eaten by something

                    Goal 3:  Find beer and drink it.

                     

                    Cool! Is this a real thing or just what you have called a huntin' trip??

                     

                    Watch out for chiggers. 

                    I'm back.


                      Since its the Wine and Food Expo we will have lots of new additions on top of the original 11 countries.

                       

                      Gonna visit Hogsmeade too?  Drink some butterbeer?


                      Marathon Maniac #957

                        October 24

                        Stone Steps 50K

                        Cincinnati, Ohio

                        Goal 1: finish without getting hurt, with no faceplants as few faceplants as possible

                        Goal 2: no idea for time goal.  All single-track trails, according to the website, but I’ve never been there, and don’t know how technical the trails are.  Net elevation change for the race is estimated at 10,700 feet, (that’s 5,350 feet of uphill and 5,350 feet of downhill, given that you start and end at the same place).  So, given the givens, sub-7 as a goal?

                         

                        Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, "Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapenos."


                        mileage hound

                           

                           

                          Cool! Is this a real thing or just what you have called a huntin' trip??

                           

                          Watch out for chiggers. 

                           

                          Yes, it is a hunting trip with a made-up name but the goals are real.  I guess I should add Goal #4, bring back skull(s) for obsessor.

                          2013 goals:  Kick some arse.  Moreso than 2012.

                           

                          "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                           

                          "Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5


                          Non ducor, duco.

                             

                             

                            Yes, it is a hunting trip with a made-up name but the goals are real.  I guess I should add Goal #4, bring back skull(s) for obsessor.

                             

                            Dude, I have a fricking bobcat grave in my flower bed. Please do bring something back so I can save the flowerbeds. 

                            I'm back.

                            DoppleBock


                              Wife insisted on getting some + the souvener cup???

                               

                               

                               

                              Gonna visit Hogsmeade too?  Drink some butterbeer?

                              http://a-big-horse.blogspot.com/ 

                              2013 Goals ~ Mar < 3:00, 5M < 29, 10k < 35  

                               

                                There are races this week?

                                 

                                Lol, was thinking the same thing. Wanted to put

                                Race - Sleep, eat and drink all weekend

                                Goal - Get fat