Yes. Who the fuck let this man have 18 tigers? There are only 1400 in the world.

This all makes me so damn sad, and so damn pissed that people can keep wild animals as friggin' pets.  You'd kinda hope something like this would pave the way for changes in Ohio, and anywhere else that seems to have such an easy attitude to keeping animals.

Rooting for monkeys is nefarious business.

Indeed. The Monkey had herpes. Herpes Monkey. Heh. 

There are only 1400 in the world.

1382.

 But but but, I'm sure you can't really do what you want.  You can't always reverse park, wtf with that?  And you can't put your satnav on the windscreen or on your side window.  And you can't cross roads unless there is a little man flashing or doing whatever he does.  Luckily you can have guns and animals.  Over here we just have crap riots and put bunny rabbits on leashes, and splurge guns like in Bugsy Malone. 

 

Oh, you're talking about California.  California is not 'merica.  Easy mistake.

I don't watch the news, so I had no idea this happened until late yesterday afternoon. 

One of my coworkers told me to be on the watch for a monkey while I was out on my run (which didn't happen).  She thought (not altogether incorrectly) that my puzzled look was because I don't watch the news and hadn't heard about this.  But it was more because I wondered how she knew about the monkeys. 

Lastly: this is legal in my state?!?  Holy shit.  Time to fucking move.

I had not paid any attention to the aninmal thing ... Thank you Swamp

I believe that once the animals were shot and killed - Authorities let a large opportunity get away from them.  They could have butchered the animals and sold the meat - to help pay for the remaining animals care - Well all the animals put the herpe monkey.  I wonder what bangal tiger tastes like?

To bring this thread back on topic, the forum title that seemed to have been there a minute ago met my approval: 2000 miles of running 4000 miles.  It was inside and it made no sense, yet it did so without being too grammatically troubling.

Obviously I approve of any gratuitous use of the word "fucktards" as well so the current (as I type this anyway) title is also okay.

Thanks to the shield-bearing fucktards for staying on top of things.  'Prec.

okay, seriously. wild animals wandering loose in a residential area, and we don't know what physical or mental condition the animals are in or what they are likely to do (other than "be wild") or why they are loose or how they are loose, and all we have are gun-guns because we don't stock stun-guns of the large animal variety in our local PD... c'mon people, really. shoot the fuckers dead. the end.