My goodness, man.

I've let myself go.

If you can't come up with a forum title that doesn't sound like a 3-year-old ESL kid wrote it, just leave it alone.

 

"2000 miles of margarita bigger than head"?

 

Whoever wrote that should punch themselves in the face right now.

Finally, the forum title is getting somewheres.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beCYGm1vMJ0

 

Wild? I was absolutely livid!

This thread is like many a race -- very strong start, fading to rather listless in the middle, but with a great gathering of energy for that superb push just there at the end.

This reminds me of a story.  I used to own a Pontiac Feiro GT in college (2 seater with a V6 loved that car!).  One day my dumbass brother talks me into driving to Batavia to look at a dog he wants.  I was like okay as long as it is small we should be okay.  We drive for like 90 minutes to this backwoods place and they have this wild animal in the front yard tied up by rope.  Mostly looked like a huge wolf.  Thing was huge like 150 pounds huge and it was growling at us.  So we look around a bit and knock on the door.  Told them we were here to look at the dog.  So the dude was like cool and then tells us we have already seen it.  Turns out the  wild thing tied by rope was supposed to be a dog.  Did I tell you my oldest brother is a dumbass?  He turns around and tells the guy we will take him.  I was like whatever you can come back and get him if you want but I am never coming over to your house with that thing on your property.

The dude was like no you have to pay for the dog now and my brother was like then we are taking it with us.  Did I mention I only had a two seater?  So I was like how are we going to do that?  He was like I'll drive and the dog can sit on your lap.  I told my brother he had by the time I got to my car to get in the passenger side or I was leaving him and he could ride his new dog home.  He didn't believe me until I started to pull away, fastest I ever saw that dumbass run. 

Just thought I would share today. 

The fact that you went through all of the trouble to up load that to post on here is just special. 

When I passed it onto another forum member here who I will allow to remain nameless as not to mess up his new enterprise we called it the "Forced sex opportunity if your hot enough and stupid enough to get pulled in with free wifi van."

As a super hero with very little back up thanks to my side kick not being focused I am not allowed to have those types of businesses anymore. 

Screw you grammer/spell checking police!  I just don't care enough to fix it because your not that important to me. 

Have a great day. 

Sorry about the lack of focus, BCR.....I'll try to do better.  

Unbelievable.  I post and not two minutes later you respond.  Where were you when I threw out the cat signal the other day needing help with Matter Eating Lad

 

Uhhh... the dude in yellow?  NTTAWWT