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Things you don't say to a woman (Read 163 times)


Hip Redux

    "Boy, you're getting a lot of gray hairs!"

     

     

    Angry

     

    Surprised

     

    Cry

     


    Singer who runs a smidge

      "My mother's recipe was better."

      When it's all said and done, no one remembers how far we have run.  The only thing that matters is how we have loved.

      Brrrrrrr


      Uffda

        "You're not that fat."

        - Andrew


        Dad on the run.

          "You don't need to eat that"

          Chasing the sub 20 5K.

          happylily


            "I heard you snore last night."

            PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013

                    Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013

            18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010


            Jess runs for bacon

              "You have too many shoes."

              Docket_Rocket


                "you are not 20 anymore".

                Damaris

                 

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                  Okay if I go to the gait analysis clinic on your birthday? (Both are today)


                  Will run for scenery.

                    "Suck it up, Dick !"

                     

                    (An elderly colleague of mine, named Dick, mentioned that he says this to himself.  I don't know if he sees the humor in it.)

                    Stupid feet!

                    Stupid elbow!


                    Singer who runs a smidge

                      "Well, I was playing online poker ..."

                      When it's all said and done, no one remembers how far we have run.  The only thing that matters is how we have loved.


                      Hip Redux

                        "Suck it up, Dick !"

                         

                        (An elderly colleague of mine, named Dick, mentioned that he says this to himself.  I don't know if he sees the humor in it.)

                         

                        OK, that's strange. lol

                         

                        This particular offense was done at work.  Look, buddy, I don't need you pointing out my gray hairs, mmmk?

                         

                        LRB


                          "Are you pregnant?"

                          Philliefan33


                            Is *that* what you are wearing tonight?

                            kristin10185


                            Skirt Runner

                              "Do you really think you need to order dessert?"

                              PRs:   5K- 28:16 (5/5/13)      10K- 1:00:13 (10/27/13)    4M- 41:43 (9/7/13)   15K- 1:34:25  (8/17/13)    10M- 1:56:30 (4/6/14)     HM- 2:20:16 (4/13/14)     Full- 5:55:33 (11/1/15)

                               

                              I started a blog about running :) Check it out if you care to

                              scappodaqui


                              rather be sprinting

                                "Pff, I can definitely outrun you without any training.  I'm a GUY."

                                PRs: 5k 19:25, mile 5:38, HM 1:30:56

                                Lifting PRs: bench press 125lb, back squat 205 lb, deadlift 245lb

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