I have been fighting crime.

 

My race went ok, considering.  My fastest Hawai'i race.  I finished in the top 800, which sounds silly, but there were almost 24,000 people so that's kind of fun.

I heard (or read).  Congrats.  Can you link your blog again to read your RR? (I know you did at one point in time but I don't have the link anymore).

I have been fighting crime.

 

 Jamin says you don't know what you're up against. 

I haven't written a formal race report in 3ish years!  You won't find it there.  Talky-speaky only.

 

Also, I will NOT make my mileage goal for the year.  Please console scrape.

I am consoled. I guess. I was hoping for a little more hand holding. 

All you'd get from me is cheap beer and hookers. On the bright side, I guess I could pay them less as they would only be holding your hand.

You have access to cheap beer and hookers?

Make it Trader Joe's orange soda, and I'm game. 

I have access to cheap beer and hookers, but not Trader Joe's. Sorry.

(I really wish we had a Trader Joe's here though.)

I am currently wearing an Orange Crush t shirt.

 

 

This is freaky.

 duuuuude .... 

where's my car?

 Ask the hooker you ass punched. 

It looks like I'm missing mine too...by 40-ish miles. Unless my hamstring miraculously heals.

You'll have to ask scrape. if you can borrow his hooker. I can't get another one on such short notice.