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Do You Even Lift? (Read 106 times)

Love the Half


    I don't lift but this was hilarious.

     

    Do You Even Lift?

    Short term goal: 17:59 5K

    Mid term goal:  2:54:59 marathon

    Long term goal: To say I've been a runner half my life.  (I started running at age 45).

    LRB


      I used to lift, but apparently I guess I didn't....

       

      Speaking of that, I need to figure out a way to get back to that when my running schedule goes to six days.  It's gonna be a tough chore what with the special attention to stretching my ass and hip strengthening and all.  

      scottydawg


      Barking Mad To Run

        Yes...my butt out of the chair...and that's quite a lot of weight!

        "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Theodore Roosevelt


        Hip Redux

          Heh, the crossfit bit was pretty spot on. lol

           

          tinman11


            That was great!

            MarjorieAnn3137


            Run to live; live to run

              this is great

              Marjorie

              Love the Half


                My favorite:

                 

                Do you do bodyweight exercises?  Yes.

                Are you white?  Yes, you are white.

                That's called yoga.  You don't lift.

                 

                Do you do bodyweight exercises?  Yes.

                Are you white?  No.

                Are you black?  Yes.

                Do you lift in a park?  Yes.

                All right bro, have a nice day.  Didn't mean nothin' by it.

                Short term goal: 17:59 5K

                Mid term goal:  2:54:59 marathon

                Long term goal: To say I've been a runner half my life.  (I started running at age 45).