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Here they come...the resolutioners (Read 572 times)

bobruns


    Don't get me wrong.  I think that making a New Years resolution to get more exercise is a great one.  But every January it is the same thing.  There is one park by my work that is well lit at night that I go to on my way home.  It gets so crowded every January with resolutioners that you can't even move.  I had my last peaceful run there last night.  By the time I work again and want to go there it will be nuts.   Usually it only lasts about 6'ish weeks...

     

    Rant over...Thanks for listening...

    LRB


      Resolutioners?  Shh, can you hear that?  It’s the calm before the storm.  But soon, it will be a chaotic nightmare as millions of Americans stampede into gyms looking to shed ten years of weight gain in six weeks!

       

      For gym regulars, the next couple of weeks are a shock to the system.  The locker rooms and showers will be jammed packed.  Most, if not all of your favorite machines will be taken up with new members who are “doing it wrong”.  Even the spot near the tree where you like to park will be unavailable!

       

      Don't fret though, by February 1 most of them will be gone, see ya!  And the ones who remain are likely in it for the long haul.

      "You see an agent, you do what we do. Run. You run your ass off!"

      Cypher to Neo - The Matrix

      buchy2009


      Bjørnmannen

        The resolutioners are the worst.  I lift mostly at home nowadays so I will only need to deal with them on my cross-training day.  But back when I needed the gym more, I dreaded January.

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        2013 Goals: (1) Sub-30 5k; (2) first marathon; (3) 1500 miles logged; and (4) 14 races total.

         

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        Venomized


          Don't bash on the resolutioners too hard.  They come to your gym and get a 12 month membership, which for over half of them don't use past mid February.  They are subsidizing your fees.  Without them your gym membership price will go up.

          FlippyNoodle


          Not a dude

            Just go to the gym at 5am....chances are good that the short-timers aren't going to be up and at it that early. Anyway, I bet a bunch of people on this forum started off as resolutioners and then actually stuck with it.

            FSocks


            Gramps

              Hit it and quit it.

              Wine; it goes with everything. 


              Eye of Sauron

                Speaking of packed locker rooms, it is that time of the year to encounter the dude that uses the blow dryer.

                 

                And I don't mean for his luscious head of hair.

                And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                Robert31320


                Agent of CHAOS!

                  I did not start running as a New Year resolution, so I'll just stick with it!

                  Run till your hat drips!

                   

                  Joined the Sub-30 5K club on 3/23/13

                   

                  Goal Race: Savannah RnR Half Marathon on 11/9/13


                  Eye of Sauron

                    Don't bash on the resolutioners too hard.  They come to your gym and get a 12 month membership, which for over half of them don't use past mid February.  They are subsidizing your fees.  Without them your gym membership price will go up.

                     

                    V is absolutely right.  Sad but true.

                    And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.


                    RUN/BIKE/SWIM REPEAT

                      Just go to the gym at 5am....chances are good that the short-timers aren't going to be up and at it that early. Anyway, I bet a bunch of people on this forum started off as resolutioners and then actually stuck with it.

                      January 1, 2000 I decided to lose those 35+ pounds, get fit and start running. Haven't stopped since.

                       

                      My resolution was to be a year round outdoor runner (in Canada) and never join a gym. Mission accomplished.

                       

                      Everyone has to start somewhere.

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                      MJ5


                      Chief Unicorn Officer

                        Speaking of packed locker rooms, it is that time of the year to encounter the dude that uses the blow dryer.

                         

                        And I don't mean for his luscious head of hair.

                         

                         

                        EWWIE!!

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                        RUN/BIKE/SWIM REPEAT

                           

                           

                          EWWIE!!

                           

                          Snort!! Hubby has been playing gentlemens hockey for 15 years. Some of the things guys will do in the locker room

                          are just freaking weird.

                           

                          Before Christmas their team captain brought in pizza for after the game. He said some of the guys showered and

                          then ate pizza naked in the stinky locker room.

                           

                          First, why not put your clothes on to eat.

                          Second, have you ever smelled a mens hockey locker room.......gag (and before you ask I have sons that's why I

                          was in a men's locker room)

                          5k-25:29   5M-42:27   10K-54:10  1/2 - 1:57:44    FULL - 4:10:48   

                          6 Full Marathons  25 Half Marathons (Not a Fanatic  Just crazy)


                          Eye of Sauron

                            Does "gentlemens" hockey signify something?

                             

                            Although I could turn it into a "gentlemen's club" joke, it is a serious question.  I know very little about hockey, except that I sort of understand icing.

                            And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

                            Slymoon Runs


                            race obsessed

                              Eew, that sounds like a more perverted form of pocket pool...

                                I used to be a personal trainer in a gym. We always called it Tourist Season.