Fear is a Liar
Those "weird grooves" are "aerodynamic air channels". They make you more streamlined and faster!
I'm so vegetarian I don't even eat animal crackers!
A_R, of course the ladies on this forum will naturally clamor for a topless photo so they can properly determine those weird grooves.
Congrats on the weight loss and fitness improvement!
“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” - T.S. Eliot
Return To Racing
Now you need a beard to hide the saggy, skinny face.
Misty
Congrats on your weight loss! Do you think that your condition is contagious?? If so, would you please come cough in my direction?
Bless your heart.
Smaller By The Day
It's possible. One of my best friends has lost 60 pounds, and his wife is looking thinner too. My fiance had to have her wedding dress altered because she's two dress sizes smaller. My brother has lost 20 pounds. Another friend of ours has lost two pant sizes. I don't know if they've experienced these latest symptoms, but if we don't stock up on Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew it's surely only a matter of time. Oh no, am I going to end up mowing my lawn without a shirt on hot days? Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
Improvements
Weight 100 pounds lost
5K 31:02 Sept. 2012 / 23:36 Sept. 2013 (Same Course)
10K 48:59 April 2013
HM 2:03:56 Nov. 2012 / 1:46:50 March 2013
MARATHON 3:57:33 Nov. 2013
Hip Redux
Get this man a Double Whopper with supersized fries and soda STAT!
Clearly you've been running too much and eating too little. If you're not careful, you might end up in Hell soon!
Skirt Runner
I love this post....very funny!
Congrats on your weight loss!!
PRs: 5K- 28:16 (5/5/13) 10K- 1:00:13 (10/27/13) 4M- 41:43 (9/7/13) 15K- 1:34:25 (8/17/13) 10M- 1:56:30 (4/6/14) HM- 2:20:16 (4/13/14) Full- 5:55:33 (11/1/15)
I started a blog about running :) Check it out if you care to
All that running and eating right is going to wind up killing you in 50-60 years if you don't stop. Now a serious piece of advice (to anyone losing a lot of weight) - buy new clothes. Anyone looks underweight and sick if they are wearing over sized clothes, particularly if their collars are too big for them.
All that running and eating right is going to wind up killing you in 50-60 years if you don't stop.
Now a serious piece of advice (to anyone losing a lot of weight) - buy new clothes. Anyone looks underweight and sick if they are wearing over sized clothes, particularly if their collars are too big for them.
I didn't realize how large my old wardrobe was until I started box and bagging it up for goodwill. It's fun purchasing stuff that are slim fit etc.......and the smile I get from my wife when she's watching me work out. I've never had muscle definition in the 30 years we've been together.
congrats to you Awood_Runner
First Race
Hot Chocolate 5K Chicago November 4, 2012 30:17
Second Race
Penguin in the Park 5K Decatur Illinois March 23,2013 27:08
Scott
Mmmmm...beer
I've noticed similar side effects from my running. I've been trying to eat more to counteract this phenomenon, but for some reason I just keep running more and can never seem to get ahead of it, it's a vicious cycle! Maybe someone should contact the CDC, we may have discovered the latest pandemic!
Congrats buddy!!
-Dave
My running blog
Goals | sub-18 5k | sub-3 marathon 2:56:46!!
I've noticed similar side effects from my running. I've been trying to eat more to counteract this phenomenon, but for some reason I just keep running more and can never seem to get ahead of it, it's a vicious cycle! Maybe someone should contact the CDC, we may have discovered the latest pandemic! Congrats buddy!!
Maybe get on an infomercial. Sell a pill and tell people to watch what they eat and run a shitload.
Make a million dollars
”Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.”
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.”
Tomas
Congratulations on your progress, Awood_Runner!
Team TJ
That's just terrible AWOOD, CONGRATS! The X-less clothes is also a great issue to have to live with. Pharmaceutical sales reps everywhere hate you now.
Running for TJ because he can't.